What If You Married The Avatar Above?

[Rainami]

I'd either go insane because of just how much I dislike it, or divorce it immediately

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Okay, uh, Parsee's cute and her lore's pretty sad, but as someone who generally views himself in a modest light, I dunno how this would work out given how envy practically sums up her personality. It doesn't help that there's no profile of her that states what her Human Friendship Level is, so I couldn't tell if she'd even appreciate the marriage.

 

[Sightnado]

A weird person obsessed with bugs? I'd probably come to accept that.

and no, person below me, you are not allowed to skip just because my avatar is a tornado.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

During the wedding ceremony with this tornado, I would likely get swept off my feet into the eye of the storm. There, I would float forever, unable to get out and imprisoned in this dizzying marriage.

 

[Sightnado]

Hmm... Probably won't go that well.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

...If I've somehow gotten to that point then I'd probably spend my days guzzling down alcohol for such a decision after ending this marriage through violence.

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Seems like a jack of all trade. I'm sure it would be finnneeee.

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

I'm not into bestiality

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

She seems stoic; could've been worse.

 

[RTLfan]

Ugh I only like men....I've considered experimenting with women but there's no attraction there whatsoever.

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

Not only bestiality but polyamory as well? Just no.

 

[Rainami]

I'd have to be careful while cuddling, else I get burned...

 

[MegaPod]

I wouldn’t wanna be married to him, no. Also seems too young for me, which may or may not just be the art style...

 

[Sightnado]

the one thing i'd do is tell him to remove the self destruct buttons.
maybe that'll help.
otherwise it'll go terribly.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Fascinating. I don't see myself getting with a cube person, but... I mean, he is a, villager with a knowledge of crossbows. Perhaps he could teach me and we could live a mostly peaceful life in the village. At least, until zombies or a random upstart with a habit of stealing wheat crops appears.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Divorce, I guess.

 

[Rainami]

would certainly be an interesting ride, what with all their personalities

 

[Max1996]

Vivian and Lugia...interesting couple...not sure where that'd be going...

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

I really wonder if it could work? I mean, I won't go underwater, no way.

 

[MegaPod]

I like Charmeleon, but I wouldn’t marry one