What If You Married The Avatar Above?

[Rainami]

....I'm not big on the idea of bestiality. I like corviknight, but no thanks.

 

[Prince Enos]

Whale hello there pretty!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

What do I look like to you, Princess Elise? I don't marry woodland critters.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Perhaps you should... remove your mask?

...No?

Ah... well, that may be a problem. For you see, I like to look at the faces of mine lovers. And if I'm perfectly honest, I think it is unnerving.

 

[Crystal Onix]

We'd travel Eorzea studying past civilizations and becoming a renowned and much-sought-after healer duo, probably.

 

[Cinnabar]

We’d unlock a new view on undiscovered art cultures, and go down in history as a couple who were great inventors and cultivators of unique ideas and creativity.

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

I'd rather a human being, thank you very much.

 

[Rainami]

...uh, well, at least he's human. I don't really know anyfin about him, though...

 

[Crystal Onix]

He seems like he might be a little young for that

 

[Parissong]

I do not know how I feel about having a four-eyed significant other.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I do like the sound of soothing songs, but I believe you would become annoyingly cacophonous. Ringing bells, singing at all manner of hours... I don't like singing unprompted. It would likely become physically violent, as I would punch you to get you to stop.

 

[Nerd Violence]

I don't know anything about her, so it's hard to say if we'd be compatible, but she's quite pretty so if she doesn't mind a bunch of rabbit puns and will let me pet her ears when we cuddle, there's a chance this marriage might work.

 

[Rainami]

I'm not really into polygamy.

 

[Cinnabar]

We’d have issues, because everyone knows Mimikyu doesn’t place nice with Pikachu.

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

Again, I am not into beastiality

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I'm usually pretty forgiving towards the past whenever its from stuff like elementary school; so I don't think I'd have that many issues with him. On the other hand I think he's better off with Shouko regardless.

(And yeah, I watched A Silent Voice)

 

[Rainami]

erm....I think he's a little young for me....age aside, he does seem like my type though.

 

[MegaPod]

Allister’s too young for me and I’m also not into other dudes. I’ll stick to simply being a fan, thanks

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I thought I told you to take that godsdamned mask off! I call for a divorce immediately.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Eh...