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"Humans have evolved into gaining new natural abilities and strengths? Eh, I still think the majority of them, with the exception of my maid and that one shrine maiden, are really not that remarkable..."
*appears behind ^ disengaging cloaking device*
I'm no mere electrician ma'am, I'm an engineer, and yer a fool if you thought the solar incinerator was the entirety of my plan. I figured ya'd have an extra parasol and be fairly displeased I attempted to fry you, so I planned accordingly.
...wait a minute though, if I'm over here, then who's that crumpled in the corner over there? Well now that's one of my robot duplicates, and that wasn't blood you sipped.
Being a Vampire, and such, I figured ya'd go fer a quick meal after a battle. What you drank was a little something the Medic and I cooked up. A synthetic paralyzing agent that'll sap the energy from yer limbs. Don't ferget, I've had my share of battling the supernatural, so I've made sure this'll work on anything. So long as you've got a metabolic rate, this'll knock you fer a loop.
*^ collapses, completely paralyzed*
Now then, where were we?
*pulls out a flamethrower*
Borrowed this little gizmo from the Pyro. I reckon this battle's over.
*burns ^'s extra parasol*
Yer mistake, missy, was assuming I would go fer a frontal assault. I'm an engineer, we rely on our brains more than our brawn. My mind is so powerful, I percieve the reality that we are both merely characters in someone's game, and I can manipulate reality around me because of that understanding. All life is just a series of equations, and I found yours.
"what is that noise!! what's with all the screaming!! I'd better go find a quieter place for a comfy nap - those two people don't seem to want to relax any time soon! *quick yawn* bye you two"
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