What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Poke.]

"No PLEASE kill him!"

Mwa ha ha ha ha... Glad to know I am causing pain and misery on this rock...
*person above*
Take me to your planet's ruler, and I'll consider a janitorial job for you aboard the Dreadnought.

 

[Jyo]

uses *Flare Blitz*

 

[Poke.]

*sidesteps*
Who do you think you are? That purple twit? Besides, from what I hear, you're the worst out of your evolutionary relatives.

 

[Lylian]

*Force throws into a black hole*

 

[Poke.]

*Absolution catches Brevon just before he can fall into the black hole*
...Idiot. I'll just go back on that putrid rock and conquer it for my army!

 

[Lylian]

You mean that rock my ship just blew up?

 

[Poke.]

...What the hell is the point of blowing up a planet? You could've enslaved its native species, steal all of its native resources and technologies, used it for your own benefit...
You know, people say I'm absolutely insane, but I don't know who is even more mad: me, or you?

 

[Lylian]

What I blew up was a barren planet. No life of any kind.

 

[Poke.]

...THEN THAT'S THE BIGGEST WASTE OF ENERGY AND RESOURCES I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
YOU'RE WORSE THAN THAT DENZEL GUY!

 

[Lylian]

It took very little energy to do so. And I scared a nearby planet into handing over their resources.

 

[Poke.]

Hey, you know what's even better?
Going to the planet with life and actually doing this thing called forcing people to hand over their resources, and I am not talking about that energy you apparently possess.
You wouldn't waste energy blowing up a barren planet, you could still use said planet for manufacturing, and you can still enslave life on the nearby planet.
Trust me, I have several centuries' worth of experience planet conquering.
...But why am I even giving you advice, anyways? You know too much now.
*^ is immediately beheaded*

 

[Lylian]

*revives* I was bored. Nearby planet obeys my rule anyway. As does the rest of this star system.

 

[Poke.]

You...
Wait, did I just see-
...That's impossible...
You couldn't have just been revived...
...Why is my head hurting?
...That's it, I'm going to rest for once.

 

[Lylian]

I am very skill at healing magic. And bending reality.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

*is amazed by what is seen*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You're no FAIRY! Go back and get your FAIRY relative.

*returns to the Crocker Cave to devise new ways of kidnapping FAIRY GODPARENTS!*

 

[Lylian]

You need a Sidhe queen to knock some sense into you, fairy-obsessed man.

 

[Jyo]

"Flare-Eon"
passes Lylian *Heat Wave on ME*
back to Lylian - love that red light

 

[DracoMan]

Still got that Mega Stone for me?

 

[Ryoma Maser]

"Why do I keep coming back to this place full of weirdos?"