What NOT to say on a first date:

[1Eevee1]

There's no honor in "Heya sexy."

Radio station once tried this out, got a reporter to try to chat up a random girl on the street with "Want to head to my room and check out my Playstation?"

Before they cut back to the station, you could definitely hear the sounds of a fight going on involving reporter and the random girl, so yeah, probably an idea to avoid that one as well.

 

[Charizards Burn]

"Im legally married with 3 kids"

Taken From The Simpsons

 

[Nick-kun]

"Let's just hope my wife doesn't get home soon."

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

"My friends bet me that you'd never go out with me. I sure showed them."

 

[Aero]

"Oh, you should've seen me back in the day. I always got the hottest chicks and they were always begging for more!"

 

[American]

"So... 'wanna do it?".

 

[Turtle Tamer Kammy]

What's wrong with the rehab one :/

 

[Ino-Chan]

'What food do you want thrown in you face?"

 

[Ino-Chan]

"Can you tell me when your parents aren't going to leave? I wanna get at you."

 

[$aturn¥oshi]

"If you don't meet with my demands, you'll never see your pet again."

 

[Ino-Chan]

"Thanks for dating me. I won't have to kill your parents now!"

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

"Hey, did you know that there are enough explosives on earth to annihilate mankind fifty thousand times over?" (or any other boring fact)

"I've been holding in this fart all day. You don't mind if I release it right here, do you?"

 

[Ino-Chan]

"your pants look better on me."

 

[Nick-kun]

"So you're like my (counts on fingers)....<insert number here>st/nd/rd/th girlfriend."

 

[Barb]

"I collect spores, molds, and fungus."

 

[ShadyWolf]

"Hey, how do you make a baby stop crawling?"

If you know the second part of the joke, then you'll see why it's such a wise line to utter...

 

[Return of Tyraneon]

"Safety!!!!"

"Will you marry me?"

 

[Jo-Jo]

"So, my friends told me you were easy?"

 

[Dj Travis]

Yeah, I was on yahoo and I saw this article...:http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-not-to-say-on-a-first-date-285893/

Things like:
"So I just got out of rehab."
"Can you pay the check? I'm broke."
"I would like to get married and have kids asap."

So... what do you think that should not be said on a first date?

Small question, what's a rehab?

I play Pokemon.

"You wanna see a dead body?"

"You remind me of my mom/dad."

"I hope that you don't mind, but I still wet the bed."
"So, have the entire collection of Sesame Street on vhs at home, let's go watch it!"

"Haven't I seen you in an adult movie?"

"If you don't meet with my demands, you'll never see your pet again."

You people rock.

Mmmm, let's see... *talks to himself* I've never been on a date...

Wha...? Did I just typed that?? Oh, eh never mind.

"I use Lube on everythng, even on my food."

"Have you ever used Lube?" *Wants to insert the Muk Lube pun, but then thinks "this would get old if it's being used too much"*

"I put mushrooms in my pants."

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

I thought if I asked out someone who was uglier than me, they'd fall in love with me? Did it work?