What was the last thing you heard someone say?

[Terrell]

"Ok bye"

 

[Rainbow]

"Aren't you going to eat?"

 

[DJ iOmega]

Hey big brother! I got accepted for a summer job!

 

[Rainami]

"Does it count if I say it?"

 

[9B057]

"To hell with homestuck."




damn right

 

[White Crow]

"You're totally wrong"

 

[Dolce]

"I've been there for four years, I don't give a f**k if I'm late."

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

"What are you wearing tomorrow?"

 

[pokemoll]

"Yeah. Night."

 

[Stardust Crusaders]

"I hate all these pokémon rip-offs"

 

[Alolan Slowpoke]

Ahem...

"It personally turns me on when girls pee in thier underwear. Do... You feel that way?"

Awkward silence follows.

 

[Rainami]

"I'm gonna have to get back on Facebook. Okay, bye."

 

[pokemoll]

"Don't be stupid again."

 

[Stardust Crusaders]

"Caaassiieee~ I'm going out"

 

[Silverwynde]

"We don't have a choice."

 

[DJ iOmega]

"You lied to me! You said a first day at a job would be easy!"

I didn't say anything...

 

[Pain Split]

"Aren't you gonna get some sleep? It's already 2 in the morning."

 

[pokemoll]

"What do you wanna do Moll?"

 

[DJ iOmega]

"I'm tired, I'm hungry, and my hair smells like chlorine. "

 

[Stardust Crusaders]

"*key turns in the door* WAAAHHEEYYYY"
My flatmate always has this same reaction to when he unlocks the door. I swear he thinks I'm planning on changing the locks while he's out. Or his job at McDonalds is just that bad that he's super happy to be home.