What would you do if...?

[Jinjo]

Get out of the shower.

What would you do if you have an infected toe?

 

[Harryghost]

*have a needless tantrum*
*go to the doctor*

What would you do if your crush rejected your advances?

 

[Jinjo]

I would be sad and find someone better.

What would you do if someone asked you out to the prom but you don't want to go?

 

[Harryghost]

I would gently refuse them instead of leaving them hanging. :/

What would you do if your friend messes up an important stuff of yours?

 

[Jinjo]

I would get mad at them for messing up my stuff without my permission.

What would you do if you saw an abandoned castle?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Convert it into my lair and host laserlight, 80s electronica, satanic parties - inviting Ben Mendelsohn, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Mark Hamill, Kelly Marie Tran, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac and literally every damn Star Wars cast member there is.
...
Minus the satan bit because our relationship is strictly business - I butcher terrible people and he processes them in Hades. Beyond there the association is limited.

What would you do if you had the chance to be the main character in a Star Wars spinoff film, but it prevented you from ever starring, potentially, in a Star Wars trilogy?

 

[Harryghost]

I'd pass out on either option actually.

What would you do if you were accidentally teleported in a pig barn?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Liberate my homies, yo.

What would you do if your vocal cords were harvested?

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Die from infection, probably....

Wwyd if Ragnarok started today?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Put on my 3D glasses and grab a deckchair.

What would you do if you had the opportunity to obtain your lifetime's statistic? (how many times you've had tea, cried, gotten angry, tripped over, et cetera et cetera...)

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Ask how many times I done goofed

Wwyd if
You were eating at Burger King and an employee randomly walked up to you and asked you to cover their shift like now?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

AGREE
Then I could sabotage the drink dispensers and not get fired.

What would you do if breathing was expensive?

 

[Jinjo]

I would get help from others and apply for medical companies that can provide free breathing for me.

What would you do if flying cars existed but the only people who are allowed to drive the flying cars are politicians?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Kill all the politicians so that users have to be outsourced.

What would you do if someone extraordinarily rich wanted to marry you?

 

[Jinjo]

If it's someone I know I would marry but if it's just some random stranger I meet for the first time, I would refuse since I would know nothing about this person and for all I know, he could be a rapist or a womanizer.

What would you do if you got a free ticket to an amusement park on a specific day but a family member is in the hospital and wanted you to visit them?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Very grouchily visit them. I'd sulk a lot, though. Lots of scowling. That Russian look I get when I want to murder people, et cetera et cetera. The works. Disappointment is not something I handle with a great deal of subtlety.

What would you do if you had the opportunity to become a hitman?

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Decline. My aim sucks.

Wwyd if you encountered a grizzly bear in the wilderness?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Roughhouse with it. It's the dream.

What would you do if you had the chance to become a Jedi?

 

[Sightnado]

I would take it! (then of course get a job that is much easier with the Force, but no one will know that you're using the Force)

What if this thread was deleted?

 

[Finalbeta]

I would just post in the others

What if a Ho-Oh appeared in real life