What's your excuse?

[JollyYoshi]

I live on Mars

Cut the watermelon

 

[Catz]

All I have are lemons

Buy me some grapes.

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

The grapes are sold out, want lemonade instead?

Speaking of, get some lemons

 

[JollyYoshi]

The lemon tree is dead

Plant some flowers

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

We don't even have seeds!

Get some cacti fruit

 

[Catz]

Cacti can grow fruit??? Like i'm gonna stab myself for some probably bad-tasting fruit.

catch a frog

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

We only have toads here!

Go walk the dogs

 

[Catz]

We don't even have dogs!

Nuke a Burger King

 

[helperman]

but, if i shot a nuclear bomb at a burger king, the radiation would kill me too.

become a super hero

 

[Catz]

Too much pressure

Eat a hamburger

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

I don't even have money right now

Restart the computer

 

[helperman]

but that would mean i would have to get back on again if I wanted to do this conversation

do a nuzlocke

 

[toastghost]

i cry when pokemon die (

jump off a diving board

 

[helperman]

i can never quite pass the swim test the way most places have it set up on account of me being unable to tread water, so even if wanted to, at most places I can't

play your favorite song on a continuous loop for the rest of your life

 

[Catz]

Even if it's my favourite I'd get bored eventually, pass.

Go watch an anime

 

[helperman]

i only have disney+

do your chores

 

[impervious_gakko42]

uh if I don't beat Lego Island 2 within the next thirty minutes the disk will spontaneously combust

get down and give me 20 reps

 

[JollyYoshi]

We’re in space

Turn the book to page 14

 

[helperman]

the book is only 12 pages long.

go to sleep

 

[Okido]

I can't, I'm too tired

Invent a new color.