What's your excuse?

[Catz]

I would, but people keep stealing my ideas.

Take out the trash.

 

[The Traveller]

I’m afraid I can’t. If I got rid of it, what would all the local Trubbish and Garbodor eat?

Hey, could you please wake up the Snorlax that’s sleeping in the middle of the road?

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Can't, I'm just sleepy as it is.

Get some self confidence.

 

[guzmania]

but have you met me?

add 1 + 1!

 

[Pigrider09]

But I need to finish my calculus homework!

Rake the leaves!

 

[Queen Of Space]

I would but it’s spring and there are no leaves to rake.

Write that history essay due tomorrow!

 

[guzmania]

remember, everyone: due tomorrow? do tomorrow.

go take a shower!

 

[Queen Of Space]

The water is turned off because they are doing sewage work.

Invent a Time Machine

 

[Handium]

Sorry I’m right now stopping another Time Machine

make a pokéball

 

[Queen Of Space]

The apercorn Forrest burnt down

Push the large bolder up that hill

 

[Pigrider09]

I’d rather be tantalus

Deconstruct that model car

 

[mastermind lissi]

It already got crushed by a copperajah

Do the dishes

 

[Okido]

I can't, I'm in the desert and there's no water to wash them with.

Go build a house!

 

[Pigrider09]

Sorry, I only build megamansions

File this paperwork

 

[DawningWinds]

I'm illiterate.

Fix the window

 

[guzmania]

I already have three jobs... fixing windows is not one of them.

Order the secret menu item at the Treasure Eatery.

 

[The Traveller]

I’m sorry, I don’t know anything about computers. If you want your Windows fixed, you’ll need to contact someone from Microsoft.

Oh, hello, Larry! Sorry, but I don’t think I should. It’s the Treasure Eatery after all; what if it gets attached by pirates?

Bake some cookies, please

 

[Pigrider09]

Last time I did that the house burned down

Get me herbica mystica

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I tried to, but the six star raid froze and the whole game crashed shortly afterwards.

Clean my glasses?

 

[Pigrider09]

I don’t even clean my own glasses. They usually have a huge layer of dust on them…

Bring me a popsicle