Too lazy to go around rampaging and inhaling everything in sight, even though I do like to eat whatever I want and not give a darn. And I like to sleep... a lot (even if I refuse to sleep at normal hours).
Guzzlord. Though neither of them is really fitting of me, as I am one who isn't really a super consumer. I chose Guzzlord because I hate sleeping and lazing about, and always try to do SOMETHING productive with my time if I can. I guess... I just want to consume as much time as I can? I don't know.