Once, there was a girl named Dawn<3. She was on her laptop, typing messages on a forum called Bulbagarden. She typed in:
"OMG thats absltly fabu <3<3<2!!!"
Her friend replied:
"Oh my god, I know, right?"
Then Dawn<3 was hit by the Grammar Bus, a magical flying bus that hits children that botch the English language, driven by Dawn<3's mom, Johannna>2.