Why did ^ get hit by a bus

[Maniacal Engineer]

^ got hit by a bus for not saying hi to ME when returning to the forums.

 

[Chevywolf30]

The crate ^ was in fell off the truck and a bus hit it.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

^ got hit by a bus because the HA of Bulbagarden forums survived ^’s assassination attempt, and decided to get revenge.

 

[Chevywolf30]

^ Got hit by a bus because my previous assassination attempt failed so I took matters into my own ahnds

 

[CuboneKing]

^ got hit by a bus being driven by the vengeful ghost of ^^

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

^ It was a Mandibuzz; a particularly bored and hungry one. It was taking a joyride on a bus it stole, and the moment it saw the above user; it unflinchingly grasped the opportunity on an almost instinctual urge.

 

[ConfectionerMari]

^ watching this event unfold, did not notice the banana under their feet which caused them to slip and fall into the road. The bus was being driven by a very funny clown, who had actually planted the banana peel in advance due to the clown holding a grudge against ^ for ruining their clowning business by selling blu-ray DVDs of shrek right next to the clown

 

[Chilon]

^ was hit by a bus because she didnt checked the street right left right, but up down up

 

[Harryghost]

^ was hit by a bus because they were riding their broom in the middle of the night and did not notice one coming their way.

 

[Okido]

^ got hit by a bus because they were too busy metamorphosing into a beautiful Beautifly to notice the oncoming bus being driven by a Swellow. Such is the circle of life...

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

^ got hit because Mewtwo yeeted it at him with its mind.

 

[Harryghost]

^ were too busy cuddling and did not notice the approaching bus.

 

[BigDocFan]

The bus driver hates Silcoon

 

[tazmily menace]

^ gets hit by the bus because the driver is Floridian, doesn't like this croc very much, and wants it dead as fast as possible.

 

[Okido]

^ got hit by a bus because Lucas's Franklin Badge reflected the bus back at them!

 

[BigDocFan]

Has a vendetta against moderators for getting them banned from the forums

 

[Harryghost]

^ was standing in the middle of the road. Of course, the bus was gonna hit.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

^ had an Abscense seizure.

 

[ConfectionerMari]

^ was notified about a new anime release, and didn’t notice the truck

 

[Okido]

^ got hit by a bus because they were thinking so intently about jellyfish and other hydrozoans that they didn't realize they had somehow managed to wander right into traffic.