Why did ^ get hit by a bus

[toastghost]

^ was looking at their device replying to all the dormant threads Chida revived, accidentally walking on the road.

 

[Harryghost]

^'s eyes got covered by the mask, and they couldn't see the approaching bus.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

It was an unorthodox form of Tsujigiri performed when ^ failed to avert their gaze on the cherry blossoms.

 

[toastghost]

^ kept replying to old threads, not noticing the nearby bus zooming toward them

 

[Harryghost]

^ was seaching for crayons, and failed to see the bus approaching.

 

[toastghost]

^ was spending all their time awakening the F&G forum and did it in the worst place, the road.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Had their hood over their face.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Somehow, the bus looked like Leon in wedding attire.

 

[Cinnabar]

Their hair was covering their eyes, and they couldn't see where they were going.

 

[toastghost]

they decided to stand upside down, couldn't get back to normal, and had no choice but to stand in the road until he got hit.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Was running and pumping their fists.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

^ was running around from having their mind shattered over the revelation that Leon and Eternatus were dating.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Got chased by Eternatus.

 

[MegaPod]

Someone figured that ramming Gigantamax Inteleon’s tail with a bus was a great way to bring one down

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Was chasing bugs.

 

[BigDocFan]

They were so big whilst gygantmaxed they didn't see the bus

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

They were walking away from a fire type trainer.

 

[BigDocFan]

The bus driver left his hand brake off

 

[Cinnabar]

They were too busy absorbing sunlight in the middle of the street, they were unable to move out of the way.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Scared by Charizard.