• Snowy goes in for a rematch against Nessa. Will the tides turn in his favor, or will he get dragged under by the current? Watch here to find out.

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Glamorous Technician
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Er... excuse me!
*sees Borgy approaching with a fork and knife*
PLEASE, SPARE ME! :eek::cry:

Will you be my friend?
Hey mates,, why must we always be mean?
*evil laughter*
 
Magical Pokémon
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*Hears the evil laughs*
*Uses Night Daze on the people who laughed*

Will you be my toilet?
 
poisoned by thoughts
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absolutely

will you be my regenerative horror from another dimension
 
"Let the lesson begin!"
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What, no. What is wrong with some of these people?

Will you be my gateway into watching RWBY Volume 5 early?
 
Extinct (but still Killer!)
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*hands over a dog painted like a Growlithe* Here...TAKE IT!
Will you be my President?
 
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I'm not sure of the logistics of being the President of one person, but sure! I will make sure I rule over you with a fair, somehow democratic process that involves two people.

Will you be the salve to heal my hands?
 
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*Tosses the TMs for Rest and Roost at ^*

Will you be my Master Ball shield?
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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So the Master Ball can catch me instead? No thanks!

Will you be my clock on the wall?
 
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Certainly.
DING! It's time to get a new clock!
DING! It's time to get a new clock!
DING! It's time to get a new clock!
DING! It's time to get a new clock!
DING! It's time to get a new clock!
*does this every five seconds*

Will you be my earplugs?
 
Glamorous Technician
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Though I can loaf around as much as you want me to, I think I'll let this brilliant offer pass.

Will you be my homework?
 
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Uhh no. My illusions are only capable of distoring reality, not manipulating it...

Will you be my pet?
 
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