• All content from the former Roleplaying Games forum has been merged into the Writers' Workshop forum. You can find more information in this thread.

    We hope to see you roleplaying away soon!
  • The World Beyond Restructure is now finished! Check out the update here!
  • It's time for the Writer's Workshop Summer event: our second themed one-shot competition! Check out the sign-up thread here!
  • Hey everyone! The Writer's Workshop is hosting an exciting event, Trainers of Fanfiction! It's a community event focused around your characters!

Will you be my...

Magical Pokémon
Joined
May 11, 2017
Messages
359
Reaction score
578
*Has a phone with data*
Yes. But I'll charge you 5 dollars when you use it

Will you be my money?
 
Magical Pokémon
Joined
May 11, 2017
Messages
359
Reaction score
578
Probably. My illusions can allow you to look like a Pokémon, but as I said, my illusions can only distort reality, not manipulate it

Will you be my chair?
 
Redlily Sorceress
Joined
Sep 21, 2013
Messages
2,499
Reaction score
1,570
Unless you're really small, I doubt I'd be too comfortable.

Will you be my sword and shield?
 
Magical Pokémon
Joined
May 11, 2017
Messages
359
Reaction score
578
What's that?

Will you be my quote?
I can't do that, because the logic of time travel absolutely shatters everything that I consider common sense, and my mind would collapse under the weight of trying to comprehend how this is even realistically possible.
You must have been ninja'd...
 
Motto rater
Joined
Mar 12, 2012
Messages
7,415
Reaction score
2,049
I highly doubt I qualify as anything approaching an angel.

Will you be my guiding star?
 
Retired
Joined
Aug 28, 2016
Messages
2,928
Reaction score
1,955
Hm... I'm probably not flexible enough for that. Or light. Or small.

... so no.

Will you be my conclusive story arc?
 
Top