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Will you be my...

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The word "hack" sounds dangerous to me. So no.

Will you be my thesaurus?
 
I'm a Girl
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I'm not a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Will you be my chef?
 
The Rightful Heir
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I'm too fat. Wait! Pokemon Trainer? Sounds like slavery, with extra steps...

Will you be my Peter Griffin?
 
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There are not enough words denoting denial in all the world to fully capture my sentiment. I'll phrase it simply...
NO.

Will you be my Porg?
 
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Like in Soul Eater, as in I transform and we synchronize souls and do awesome battle combos together? Well hey I dunno brother. You might not be strong enough to wield me :cool:
But FINE. I'd prefer to be a staff, though. A big staff which shoots lightning and can be utilized as a bo.

Will you be my fan?
 
Utsukushī sakura o mite
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Hmph, no!
*bangs door and leaves*

Will you be my underling?
 
Dancing With Myself
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Okay, but I'll be a stupid minion who bumps into stuff all the time and fouls up your ingenious plots.

Will you be my footstool?
 
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*Googles* No thanks...

Will you be my vending machine supplier?
 
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