Will you be my...

[Time Breaker]

Sure.

Will you be my manga?

 

[Kharixi]

If I'm well-written.

Will you be my giantess?

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I'm kinda male... sooo...

Will you be my robot?

 

[TouyaShiro]

SWEET ROBOT DUDE OUTTA HERE

Will you be my one-piece swimsuit?

 

[Kharixi]

I'm not sure that's possible.

Will you be my maid?

 

[LavenderCase]

I will do my best.

Will you be my friend?

 

[Kharixi]

Of course!

Will you be my writer?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Depends on what you want written.

Will you be my alter ego?

 

[TouyaShiro]

The one that plays 7th Dragon as opposed to Etrian Odyssey for dungeon crawling class-based JRPGs. Which may or may not be me whenever Code: VFD is released over here in Australia.

Will you be my secret service?

 

[Wispy Willow]

I'm not really a big fan of killing people or indaving their privicy, so no thanks.

Will you be my stereotype?

 

[Samtendo09]

What the h3ll!? I prefer to my myself and proud to be original! Unless if it played for laugh as long as it don't make me an ethic scrappy that is.

Will you be my hideout guard?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Thanks but not thanks - I'd rather not die when some protagonist storms it.

Will you be my senapi who refuses to notice me?

 

[Kharixi]

What was that, kohai?

Will you be my guardian angel?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Sure.

Will you be my very best friend?

 

[Time Breaker]

Sorry, no. That's exclusive to RL.

Will you be my Pokémon Daycare clerk?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

If you give me a good tip.

Will you be my gherkin?

 

[Kharixi]

If I can legally change my name to Q. Cumber.

Will you be my scribe?

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Eh, why not. =)

Will you be my jaguar paws?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

No thanks

Will you be my E Tank?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Use me as you need to! Hopefully you won't, though, you're better than that, surely.

Will you be the end of my raging winds?