Will you be my...

[Wispy Willow]

Only if you don't eat me when you lose a silly bet or something.

Will you be my life blood?

 

[TouyaShiro]

If you were a tree, sure. I'm not that far into EOU, I really shouldn't be in a position to be making a reference to that. Then again, I guess those enemies do appear in Ginnungagap...

Will you be my social experiment?

 

[MassiveShock11]

Nope.

Will you be my Nintendo NX?

 

[Gaga]

sure being an NX, i will avoid you and forever delay our dates

will you be my voice of reason?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Uh yeah. I can do that. I'm totally the most responsible and mature person ever and not a crazy childish mess who spends too much time in this section.

Will you be my breakfast?

 

[Kharixi]

Dun't eat me! D:

Will you be my mad scientist?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Sure.

Will you be my bootleg?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Sure. I'll be the *real* Final Fantasy VII remake, the one on the NES.

Will you be my CASIO calculator?

 

[MassiveShock11]

I suck at math.

Will you be my TV?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I'm pretty bad at processing images, and I don't think I could draw them fast enough to create the video necessary to be a television.

Will you be my emissary?

 

[Ablaze]

Yeah, but depends on what mission you'll be sending me!

Will be my riding partner? (yes I have a thing for motorcycles and traveling to scenic locations)

 

[TouyaShiro]

Sure, why not? What kind of motorcycle?

Will you be my 7th Dragon?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Nah. I don't have Dragonbreath.

Will you be my pillow?

 

[MassiveShock11]

I'm not too soft.

Will you be my SSB amiibo?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Only if it's Mr. Game & Watch.

Will you be my golden ring?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Good luck grabbing me and bending me into the shape of a ring with all those internal organs and bones. If you can and can avoid my agonizing pain, then sure.

Will you be my chauffeur?

 

[Time Breaker]

Only if you call me Brandon Steel.

Will you be my computer monitor?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Okay

Will you be my face?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Maybe. Depends on whether or not I live to know why.

Will you be my cotton buds?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Don't stick me in your ears, and we'll talk.

Will you be my fur coat?