Will you be my...

[Kharixi]

Sure!

Will you be my illustrator?

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I guess, it's probably gonna be pretty crappy, but OK (though there was that one Sonic I drew without any real reference that one time that I am proud of).

Will you be my slave?

 

[TouyaShiro]

So long as you remodel me into circuitry, I'll gladly accept. (computer jokes yay)

Will you be my power pellet?

 

[Time Breaker]

I don't wanna get eaten by a cirular... whatever in the world he is!

Will you be my punctuation mark?

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

OK, just not a period.

Will you be my ring?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Five golden ones, one from the Sonic Mania Collector's Edition, or one made out of rose gold?

Will you be my kaiju pet?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I do not think I am monstrous enough for your liking.

Will you be my clone?

 

[Qing'e]

From what I've seen, I don't think having been a clone of you would be that bad at all. :3

Will you be my perch?

 

[Kharixi]

*holds arm out*

Will you be my parent or guardian?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Let's go watch a mature movie together!

Will you be my disappointment?

 

[Kharixi]

They are CANCELLING the next Etrian Odyssey game! D:

Will you be my editor?

 

[TouyaShiro]

In chief.

They are CANCELLING the next Etrian Odyssey game! D:

That requires them to even announce it first. To be fair, though, it is sort-of a disappointment that they don't have a localisation announced yet for EOV.
seriously though what the heck is your problem etria did nothing wrong to you

Will you be my table tennis?

 

[Kharixi]

Whatever that means, sure!

seriously though what is your problem etria did nothing wrong to you

Nothing, but I like to mess around.

Will you be my issue?

 

[Time Breaker]

If it means ping-ponging with you, then sure.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? I'M COMPLETELY FINE.

Will you be my letdown?

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Can't. Too busy being my own.

Will you be my coconuts?

 

[Time Breaker]

No thank you. ^^'

Will you(r theme) be my next theme?

 

[Qing'e]

Spoiler

Obligatory :3

Would you be my mask?

 

[TouyaShiro]

Midori no kamen~

Whatever that means, sure!

Ping-pong, of course!

Will you be my cherry?

 

[Time Breaker]

I guess.

Will you be my clock?

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Tick, tick, tick, tick.

Will you be my Genie?