Will you be my...

[Vulpix037]

The word "hack" sounds dangerous to me. So no.

Will you be my thesaurus?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Eh.

Will you be my spare body to possess?

 

[Jinjo]

No, that's just creepy.

Will you be my tutor?

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Tutor what?

Will you be my dad?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Okay.

Will you be my corruption?

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

I already am

Will you be my pet Tyrannosaurus rex?

 

[Jinjo]

I'm not a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Will you be my chef?

 

[CheffOfGames]

I guess I can handle that

Will you be my dog walker?

 

[Max1996]

Uhh...sure?

Will you be my Trainer?

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

I'm too fat. Wait! Pokemon Trainer? Sounds like slavery, with extra steps...

Will you be my Peter Griffin?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

There are not enough words denoting denial in all the world to fully capture my sentiment. I'll phrase it simply...
NO.

Will you be my Porg?

 

[Harryghost]

There are not enough words denoting denial in all the world to fully capture my sentiment. I'll phrase it simply...
NO.

Will you be my magic wand?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Like in Soul Eater, as in I transform and we synchronize souls and do awesome battle combos together? Well hey I dunno brother. You might not be strong enough to wield me
But FINE. I'd prefer to be a staff, though. A big staff which shoots lightning and can be utilized as a bo.

Will you be my fan?

 

[MegaPod]

*exhales onto RotB* Done

Will you be my Ultra Beast?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

*latches onto ^'s head*

Will you be my child?

 

[Harryghost]

Hmph, no!
*bangs door and leaves*

Will you be my underling?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Okay, but I'll be a stupid minion who bumps into stuff all the time and fouls up your ingenious plots.

Will you be my footstool?

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

No.


Will you be my Diamond?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

... in the rough. :')
Oh god my aching heart.

Will you by my chaperone?

 

[Vulpix037]

*Googles* No thanks...

Will you be my vending machine supplier?