Wrong Answers Only

[BigDocFan]

For a bit of fun, thought I would try a game where we ask the next poster a question, but the answer you give is wrong, just for fun

For example

When did you first meet your wife?
At the Altar on our Wedding Day

Lets start

Where did you learn to walk?

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Last year

Do you like coffee?

 

[empoemperor]

I only like it bitter.

Where is the Earth located?

 

[BigDocFan]

In your stomach

What does the S stand for in USA?

 

[empoemperor]

Separated.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Rantaro]

54.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[BigDocFan]

Because someone painted it that way

How do ducks fly?

 

[Rantaro]

With their jet packs, duh.

Why does the sun shine/

 

[BigDocFan]

Because it hates to go down

Why does February only have 28 or 29 days?

 

[dawn dusk]

Because it sold out its days to me

What is yellow color?

 

[empoemperor]

The color of a polar bear.

What month is it?

 

[dawn dusk]

Pokémonth

What is color?

 

[BigDocFan]

The thing that comes out of your mouth

What is the difference between first and business class?

 

[GrookeyFan77]

First Class is Better

Is The World Flat?

 

[empoemperor]

Duh.

How do eggs hatch?

 

[GrookeyFan77]

U Need to Boil Em.

What Is the Dragon Type Weak Against?

 

[empoemperor]

Normal type.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

The balut

What is my true love?

 

[GrookeyFan77]

I Know Where Your True Love Is.

What can you Make With Eggs

 

[empoemperor]

Amazon.

What comes out of a Pokeball?