wrong answers to pokemon questions

[There Is No Arceus]

yes, there is no law stating that a lucario cannot own a drivers license

are the pokemon games fun?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

No. In fact, forcing someone to play more than 3 times in a week is considered "cruel and unusual punishment"

Why does Ash keep meeting legendary Pokémon all the time?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

he's an expert at tracking them down and catching them. the catches just happen offscreen.

why aren't the alolan/galarian forms in BDSP?

 

[Lileen]

Because the Brilliant Democratic Sinnoh Party is a xenophobic totallitarian regime: no mons get in, no mons get out.

How do Jesse and James survive the landing after being blasted hundreds of feet in the air again?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

jessie, james and meowth are ancient demons who can never truly be killed

how do i evolve Eevee into Sylveon in BDSP?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

You have to win the Master Rank Contests in every category using the Eevee you want to evolve into Sylveon.

How are some Pokémon Shiny while others aren't?

 

[DawningWinds]

Excerpt Pokemon Nutritional Guide
"Cooking the berries brings out necessary nutrients that cannot otherwise be achieved, and the only form cooked berries can be eaten in without also being poisonous to Pokemon is curry. Unfortunately, the taste and texture of cooked berries is universally unnappealing to Pokemon, so the only way to all them to obtain these entirely necessary nutrients is to forcefeed them curry for a meal at least three days a week, as attempting to disguise the taste will dilute the nutrients."
-Thea T. Liss, 2022

What's the Pokedex for?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

Not at all; they're trying to rescue the Pokémon that are being forced to fight against their will by cruel Trainers like Ash.

Why does Jigglypuff's song put people to sleep?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

because it's laced with sleep-inducing drugs

can diglett learn dig?

 

[DawningWinds]

No, but if you want, it can learn Water Gun to help soften the ground so you can dig.

Why do most Gym Leaders only use Pokemon of one type?

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

They're inexperienced (so why are they Gym leaders?)

Why is Shedinja built different in terms of stats?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

to make it more defensive

why do i have to beat 5 people in a row including the champion before anyone will recognise that i am stronger than said champion?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

Nah, they're harmless sugar pills; it's the placebo effect at work, making the Pokémon stronger because they think it will make them stronger.

Why is Feebas so dang hard to find?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

because you're looking in the wrong place. it's quite easy to find if you just fish in one of the tiles where it spawns.

why does talking to strangers in the tunnels beneath Snowpoint City cause a spiritomb to appear at the tower south of solaceon town?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

Spiritomb is formed from those very people; after you've ... "talked" ... to them, their souls depart to join the many other unfortunates you've run into, congregating in the Hallowed Tower to await their chance to get their revenge on you for ending their earthly lives once their numbers are great enough. X_X

Why was Giratina banished to the Shadow Realm Reverse World?

 

[DawningWinds]

Arceus used its godly powers to rig a bad hand in a duel between Giratina and Yami Bakura. It had intended to rig the bad hand for Yami Bakura and get rid of the guy for good, but accidentally pressed the wrong button on its godly button board. Whoops.

Why does Nando have a separate harp for contests?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

You don't want to know what he uses the other harp for.

How many Sudowoodo would a Timburr chuck if a Timburr could chuck Sudowoodo?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

no; you don't have a truck driving license that's valid in the kanto region

why does the government of the pokemon world care so little about infrastructure that many big cities can only be accessed by traversing caves with dangerous monsters in them?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

The Pokémon world is post-apocolyptic. People live where they can, even if their cities are practically inaccessible due to the monsters in the surrounding areas, because it's the only way the human race can continue to survive.

Why is it that when kids in the Pokémon world turn ten years old they are considered legally adults?

 

[helperman]

because there actually 10 hundred years old

do you like pokemon