wrong answers to pokemon questions

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

They're inexperienced (so why are they Gym leaders?)

Why is Shedinja built different in terms of stats?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

to make it more defensive

why do i have to beat 5 people in a row including the champion before anyone will recognise that i am stronger than said champion?

 

[takoyaki]

Because some people tend to get lucky and crit every move, that's a way to make sure that doesn't happen


Are the "stat boost" items just drugs?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

Nah, they're harmless sugar pills; it's the placebo effect at work, making the Pokémon stronger because they think it will make them stronger.

Why is Feebas so dang hard to find?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

because you're looking in the wrong place. it's quite easy to find if you just fish in one of the tiles where it spawns.

why does talking to strangers in the tunnels beneath Snowpoint City cause a spiritomb to appear at the tower south of solaceon town?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

Spiritomb is formed from those very people; after you've ... "talked" ... to them, their souls depart to join the many other unfortunates you've run into, congregating in the Hallowed Tower to await their chance to get their revenge on you for ending their earthly lives once their numbers are great enough. X_X

Why was Giratina banished to the Shadow Realm Reverse World?

 

[DawningWinds]

Arceus used its godly powers to rig a bad hand in a duel between Giratina and Yami Bakura. It had intended to rig the bad hand for Yami Bakura and get rid of the guy for good, but accidentally pressed the wrong button on its godly button board. Whoops.

Why does Nando have a separate harp for contests?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

You don't want to know what he uses the other harp for.

How many Sudowoodo would a Timburr chuck if a Timburr could chuck Sudowoodo?

 

[takoyaki]

Depends on wind speed, really. If the wind speed is high the Sudowoodo have a tendency to fly out of the Timburr's grasp.


Can I drive the truck that has Mew under it? I don't care about Mew, just the truck

 

[There Is No Arceus]

no; you don't have a truck driving license that's valid in the kanto region

why does the government of the pokemon world care so little about infrastructure that many big cities can only be accessed by traversing caves with dangerous monsters in them?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

The Pokémon world is post-apocolyptic. People live where they can, even if their cities are practically inaccessible due to the monsters in the surrounding areas, because it's the only way the human race can continue to survive.

Why is it that when kids in the Pokémon world turn ten years old they are considered legally adults?

 

[helperman]

because there actually 10 hundred years old

do you like pokemon

 

[Chevywolf30]

No I'm being held here against my will




What's the best way to get shiny Pokemon?

 

[helperman]

release all of your pokemon

do you think mew three is real

 

[Chevywolf30]

No it's actually just a plate of takoyaki




Which Pokemon does Giovanni have by his side?

 

[dig]

In the anime, Dugtrio, but it was changed in the games to Marowak.

How do you evolve Ditto?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

You have to trade it holding a Metal Coat.

How do you evolve Meltan?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

all i know is that you definitely want to take it out of pokemon go

why did BDSP not include platinum content?

 

[ShinyTogeticFTW]

The Platinum content was outdated; Diamond and Pearl improved on everything that Platinum had when they were released a year later.

How do I increase my Pokémon's friendship stat?

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

Scream at it like a drill sergeant

Why are there so many legendary/mythical Mon names that start with the letter Z?