wrong answers to pokemon questions

[helperman]

i know

what was ashes first pokemon

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

It was secretly Eternatus

Would a Rubik's Cube Pokémon be cool

 

[helperman]

i know

are you going to give me a wrong answer?

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

There are no wrong answers to that question

Is Ditto cool?

 

[helperman]

no. it stinks

what pokemon is in my avatar

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

Jynx and Mr. Mime

Who's in mine?

 

[lisianthus]

Gen 10's evolved starter ofc


Why are Poké Marts in Pokémon Centers now?

 

[CuboneKing]

So all the old Poké Marts could be converted into adult bookstores. And you don’t wanna know what those are like in the Pokémon world

Why didn’t Cubone get an Alolan form?

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

He did, but Gamefreak didn't think it was cool enough

Why dindn't I spell "Didn't" right?

 

[lisianthus]

You were typing with your nose

Why is Looker part of INTERPOL

 

[Chevywolf30]

He's secretly a Team Rocket agent embedded into INTERPOL




Which console has the most Pokemon games?

 

[Orchid]

The Xbox 360 had a whopping 82 games in the Pokémon franchise over the course of its life

Why were there so many Poison-types in Gen 1?

 

[CuboneKing]

Because Satoshi Tajiri had just gotten out of a toxic relationship and needed to vent

Where was Mew’s DNA discovered?

 

[lisianthus]

In Missouri. Don't ask how.

Is Alola Canada

 

[Orchid]

Yes, Hau'oli City was based on the beautiful city of Vancouver

Is Bulbasaur real?

 

[CuboneKing]

Ofc, I just watered mine a couple minutes ago

Why was Lusamine obsessed with the Ultra Beasts?

 

[lisianthus]

... ▓▒░(°◡°)░▒▓


Why was Johto not in R/B, if Kanto wasn't in G/S?

 

[Lileen]

Because Mr. Gorbachev only tore down the wall in 1998.

Why are female Mr. Mimes still Mr.?

 

[helperman]

because it makes sense

is the Pokémon go battle system actually fun

 

[Chevywolf30]

It was designed to be boring




What does professor oak do for a living