wrong answers to pokemon questions

[MC.Princess]

Because the sprinklers weren't real. They were just Vaporeon who were transmuted with a Philosopher's Stone. Brock is Father. Armstrong help us all.

Why can I along walk with my Pokemon in Kanto, Galar, Hisui, and Paldea (I'm probably forgetting one region).

 

[There Is No Arceus]

because it's possible in every region; people just don't realise it and keep their mons in their balls all the time for some reason. (you missed johto and sinnoh btw)

why won't ash's pikachu evolve?

 

[DawningWinds]

He was waiting for the opportunity to evolve into an Alolan Raichu. Unfortunately, he was not offerred the opportunity whilst living there so for now remains a Pikachu...

How does eating a sandwhich recharge Miraidon and Koraidon's strength so much?

 

[Pigrider09]

They don't. Arven hating them gives them strength

What happens to the character's mother after you leave for your journey?

 

[MC.Princess]

Sbe goes on a cruise. The one you see is just an AI- I mean, person.

Why does Mausdhold sometimes have one child instead of two? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER ONE?!

 

[DearEagleZ]

Either he ran away or was eaten.

Why is Alolan Exeggutor part Dragon type?

 

[Pigrider09]

There is a secret 5th head in the base of the trunk that is literally just a salamence. You can use cut on it to reveal the head.

Should there be more kanto remakes?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

yes, every generation should include at least 3 Kanto remakes. it's the most interesting region of all, after all.

what happened to Blue's Raticate?

 

[Pigrider09]

It fell in love with a shiny clefairy and left blue for it.

Should I trade a medicham to this lady in snowpoint city?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

yes, it's a worthwile trade. the haunter isn't holding an everstone at all.

why are there only gen 5 pokemon in Black & White before the postgame?

 

[DearEagleZ]

Unova customs were even stricter than Galar customs back then, but they became less strict post game for some reason.

Should I use the Master Ball on a Zubat?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

yes. you'll be the only person in the world to own a zubat in a master ball.

why did my repels not work when i was traversing victory road with my level 1 magikarp?

 

[Pigrider09]

The natural fish stench of the magikarp overpowered the repel

Why does flint use so many non-fire types?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

Flint does not like being a type specialist, so he decided to not use the many other fire types available in Sinnoh.

why does the gym guide in Clair's gym not advise me to use fairy types?

 

[FelipePR]

why does the gym guide in Clair's gym not advise me to use fairy types?

Because what defines a challenger is the challenge in front of him.

why does nurse joy always say she hopes to see me again?

Because she admires Sadism, that is, our hypocritical faces when we give her dismembered Pokémon to have her sew them back together, only for us to dismember them in new and harrowing ways.

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Why doesn't wailord float in the air instead of drifting on water?

 

[Pigrider09]

It got its type matchups wrong and thought water was weak to Flying.

Is gimmighoul easy to evolve?

 

[DawningWinds]

Yes, it evolves at level 2.

Where did Iron Moth come from?

 

[Pigrider09]

Legends say it is the child of spare fungus in Director clavell's wig cough I mean clive's hair and an emaciated lechonk. Don't ask how that works (Because I don't know)

There's an egg in my picnic basket. What should I do with it?

 

[There Is No Arceus]

make an omelet and use it on your sandwiches

where do i find HM03 Surf in pokemon Violet? i want to cross the water but can't seem to find it

 

[DearEagleZ]

Yep! All you have to do is have 9 Poke or whatever your currency is and give it that!

Why can't I find Celesteela in Kanto? I tried looking under the buildings and I still can't find it.

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