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Lucario threw an Aura Sphere at Cryogonal.
 

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Ok I am honestly surprised how you write detailed stories like those casually
I mean how do you make us feel bad for magikarp?
Nice English teacher you got there?
Anyway Gastly is literally an aura sphere, so it broke physics to use aura sphere on lucario.
 

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Greninja slashes at Gastly with Night Slash.
 

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It seemed like Greninja's personal midlife crisis was being alleviated. They went on their own after Squishy and Z2 divorced, and decided to start a new career in real state speculation. But as the years go by, the skinny frog grew more and more cognizant of the reception that they receive. It didn't take long until every day it has to bring a bottle of bourbon and a box of tissues because everyone just loves to call them Space Ghetsi-Lysandre; unaware that everything that this real state enterprise does is at the fault of the leaders and not the enforcers. Because their superiors love to use force to justify nuking entire settlements and nature preserves to create nuclear-stained 'vacant lots', Greninja's managed to foster a body count that amasses at the quintuple digits; not even a certain trainer wants anything to do with them anymore, and the Greninja wishes dearly that it would get fired and/or kicked out somehow, but the CEO had installed a bomb into its tongue through hasty, sloppy surgery (that wasn't even numbed) that will explode if the Greninja ever tries to quit their job.

Today, they were sent to Donkey Kong Island to clear out the inhabitants and make a lot reserved for a resort company. However, the natives knew of this, and thus the moment the Greninja got off the helicopter, they got pinned into the floor and got violently pummeled by every ape in the country. Close Combats of all kinds were administered at nearly every inch of Greninja's body sans a certain bulge on its tongue, and this horrid parade of punches, kicks, bites, joint-cracking, choking, strangling, and many other forms of physical combat... was enough that Greninja relearned Bubble. Waterfalls of foam were leaking out of Greninja's gurgling, gasping mouth, and Donkey Kong and Funky Kong finished the job by having the latter run over Greninja by the tongue tip with a Flame Runner, immobilizing the frog with excruciating pain, and the former punching Greninja straight to the skies, turning Greninja into a twinkle in the overcast skies...

..and thus, Greninja landed headfirst into the moon. The impact itself burned a new crater into the rocky surface; one deep enough that could engulf Aether Paradise. Mind broken from indescribable pain, they could only wobble in a zombie-like pose, still letting loose a 'beard' of bubbles as it goes. It was at this point a little Cleffa, who was simply eating cheese for a snack, looked at their right to find a bruised, corpse-like amphibian reaching out to them whilst groaning mindlessly. Terrified, the little infant mewled out a Disarming Voice... hitting straight at a scar on Greninja's tongue-scarf.

The moon, which once stood modestly in the night sky, combusted violently. The sky went glaringly bright... before the people of the Earth could see the moon's new form: a burning, permanent crescent....
 
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These stories are pretty entertaining
But anyway Zygarde went for a 1000 arrows
 

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Lucario threw an Aura Sphere at Houndoom.
 

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Mega Hackazam is back!
Mega Hackazam used flamethrower!
(Mega Hackazam is the Hacked alakazam)
 

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The Darkrai trembles in a corner as a Cutiefly approaches. No mercy. Cutiefly gives Darkrai a kiss (a draining kiss) then buzzes (Bug Buzz to be exact). And just like that, it’s over for Darkrai
 

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But even if Darkrai had been bested by the kiss from Cutiefly; they smugly laughed as they're fully aware that Cutiefly constantly overcompensates for love that's well beyond their grasp; having tried to avenge a Kangaskan they only knew an hour ago. Cutiefly in general are born as changelings, they only know how to deceive, to manipulate, but hardly ever can they comprehend basic love. Fairies are forces of nature that do not conform to society like Pokemon of other types, and the Cutiefly that had slain Darkrai was initially just another Fairy type aiming to\ thrive off of manipulation of both sympathy and the forces of life. However... the Combee hive that it had hatched in was uncharacteristically aware of the Cutiefly's basic, natural existence, and the Vespiquen of said hive immediately went to work pelting the newborn Cutiefly with Power Gems. Although their head was bruised, the last thing they saw before leaving was Vespiquen motherly hugging her spawn and telling them that life will be okay as long as in their protection. This made the Cutiefly feel not just envious... but empty. They became aware of a relationship their mind hasn't ever adapted to; marital affection.

Ribombee do not have any social life beyond a mafia-like control over the brood parasitism that they perform, and they fly away once their child's egg has hatched, so it can be said without a doubt that even a vaguely familial gathering is alien to them. They primarily care more about creating their distinctive, edible Pollen Puffs and hoping to make an enterprise out of them through the black market. Never do they feel a true desire to help other Pokemon out of caring. Even amongst earthbound Fairy-types, Cutiefly maintain an unearthly, tactical intelligence even in birth, which makes them able to feel aura. However, feeling one's aura is different from feeling emotions, which this dazed insect suddenly began feeling after one fateful smack on the head by a materialized jewel projectile. Their thought process had been irreversibly distorted since that incident; it otherwise would've been any other Cutiefly, constantly aiming to get a tasty wealth of nectar to sup to and successfully evading punishment for as long as adulthood, had their brain not opened up to new possibilities. But because Cutiefly trying to understand emotions without any pragmatic desire is completely unheard of, it is ostracized by both sides. Other Cutiefly and Ribombee laugh at their attempt at trying to understand other organisms besides fellow Fairies, and every non-Fairy Pokemon sees them as a manipulative bastard trying to pry into personal matters.

Even with an aching heart and constant, unending weeping; our Cutiefly persisted on trying to understand what familial love is, so they had taken a visit to a subterranean, diamond palace. It is said that there is an egalitarian Diancie who is able to understand emotions and wants there to be world peace. Gazing upon beautiful murals of Pokemon like Hydreigon and Sylveon, Mega Charizard X and Bond Phenomenon Greninja, and other rivals getting together and bonding; Cutiefly feels another emotion that their mind wasn't naturally dispositioned to comprehend: Hope. Invigorated by optimism, the Cutiefly buzzes straight to the throne room...

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...unfortunately for the Cutiefly; they got conked unconscious by projective gemstones once again; from the Diancie who was practicing their Diamond Storm in case of an invasion. They only recently learned said move, and the ensuing clumsiness often resulted in all of their surroundings getting torn apart. Thus, their room was leveled, and Cutiefly again suffers from head-throbbing pain; only this time as a victim of circumstance. The young Diancie regent fell to a fetal position, crying in embarrassment, (Consequently meaning they never even knew someone got in.) as their Carbink servants came in to clean up the mess. They saw that a Cutiefly had gotten in to the regent's living room, and were thus terrified, thinking that the Cutiefly was a malicious undercover invader into the kingdom. And so, the Carbink kidnapped the Cutiefly and buried them six-feet under while they're dazed. And so, once Cutiefly woke up... they suffocated from a mixture between the soil and their own gushing tears...
 
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Melmetal showed no mercy for Diancie harming Cutiefly and unleashed its Double Iron Bash on Diancie, pummeling it into diamonds
 

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Alakazam hit Blaziken hard and fast with Psychic, causing it great pain before knocking it out
 

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Lycanroc forced Vivillon to the ground with Rock Throw.
 
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