Yo Mama jokes Pokemon version

[henrymidfields]

Let's start up a "Yo Mama" joke thread for Pokémon! I've checked the pages, and it doesn't seem to have a similar one, so...

As Ron Burgandy once said before:
Let's go over the ground rules.

Rule number 1: The punchline must be Pokémon-related.
Rule number 2: On the flipside, anything related to Pokémon is fair game. Main game, side game, anime, manga, plush toys whatever.
Rule number 3: No jokes that offends a specific person or race.
Rule number 4: One joke per thread.
Rule number 5: No touching of the hair or face...okay that was a joke. :-D

AND THAT'S IT! *quickly types up a joke*

Start:
Yo mama so ugly, she came last in a Pokémon Beauty Contest. The other were Muk, Feebas, and Garbodor.

 

[DracoMan]

Yo mama's so fat, she could crush a Snorlax!

 

[Misty-Moo]

 

[italicizewafer]

Yo Mama's so fat,
her Pokedex image required 3 Dubious Disks to hold!

 

[henrymidfields]

Yo mama so fat, yo papa had to buy the land covering the whole of Giant Chasm just to create yo mama's grave.

 

[Lugia trainer]

Yo mama so ugly, she makes probopass look beautiful

 

[Steel_Justice]

Yo mama's so dumb she got locked in her own house with a Klefki and couldn't get out.

 

[Lugia trainer]

Yo mama so dumb, she kept saying "why not what?" to a Wynaut.

 

[italicizewafer]

Yo Mama's so dumb, she got locked in the Goldenrod Department Store and starved to death.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yo mama's so dumb she had to name you after a color to remember your name! That's just red-iculous!

 

[henrymidfields]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell into Johto Water Route 40 and wiped out Cianwood, Goldenrod, and Olivine Cities, Ilex Forest, and Route 34 with Surf.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yo mama's so fat, a Snorlax attempted to use Attract on her.

 

[henrymidfields]

On a more complimentary note:
Yo mama's so damn hot, she makes Misty look like Feebas, Erika look like Tangowth, Janine look like Garbodor, and Sabrina look like an anorexic Drowzee.

 

[DracoMan]

Yo mama's so ugly, even Sliggoo can't stand to face her.

 

[ArvAl]

Yo Mama's so big, Snorlax wouldn't even sleep around with her body.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Yo mama's so ugly she makes ditto swear off breeding.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

your mama's so weird, looker thought she was an investigation all by herself!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yo mama's so gross, even Muk is disgusted by her.

 

[henrymidfields]

Yo mama so dumb, even Best Wishes haters prefer Cameron over yo mama.

PS Keep it up, everyone! :thumbup:

 

[Steel_Justice]

Yo mama so stinky she makes Gastlys throw up.