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OK. OccultCharmeleon got the Shriveled Thing! I wish for the ability to manipulate water.

*^ Is crushed by the onslaught of cash and dies a horrifyin death* I wish for a pie.

Granted, but this wish results in your wish never having been posted, creating a world-edning paradox. I wish for attention, interpret that how you will.

Granted. *Teleports ^ into a forest cannopy, with her arms wrapped around a tree* I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, but you myteriously never find yourself in any social situations ever again. I wish for a new pair of wings.

Granted, you become a mod for [insert PC game here]. I wish for ponies. Interpret/corrupt that how you will.

GRANTED. *Stabs ^* I wish for creativity.

Granted, you now owe millions of dollars to Team Rocket. I wish for trees, whatever that means.

Granted, it's a Magikarp that can't evolve for some reason. I wish I could think of something good to wish for.

Granted, it might be a better-looking pen, but it doesn't actually have any ink in it. I wish I wish I hsn't wished this wish.

Granted. *Gives ^ two more dogs, the lowest possible number that counts as 'dogs'* I wish my apparent banishment from New Zealand was lifted.

But I am in New Zealand tho... Anyway... *Give ^ the newest Mythical Pokémon, Sofantom, a Grass/Ghost type* I wish for a pie.

Granted, but there's a Greninja waiting for you there, and it's not friendly... I wish for an NZ dollar.

Granted. *Turns ^ into a zombie, then travels back in time to stop myself from turning ^ into a zombie* I wish that said action doesn't create a paradox that ends all things.

Granted. *Turns ^ into a Rockruff* I wish that the below user's wish shall end up with them becoming a zombie. Feel free to be as creative with that as you will, whoever posts after the below user.

Granted. Pestilence and strife counts as something, right? I wish for the end of days.

Granted. You are now a puppet. I wish for my previous wish to be granted.

I don't need to grant this wish, since everyone can drive. It's just s matter of your personal ability and whether you have the legal right to be able to, and I'm too lazy to change that stuff. :P I wish for laziness. Interpret that how you will.

Granted, it's haunted. I wish for a transcript of the 'world of Pokémon' intros from the Pokémon movies to appear in V's post (in a spoiler maybe to not have it interupt the flow or something).

Granted, but it's actually a Squishie. I wish for time-related powers.