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At the store where I bought my Sprigatito and Espeon plushies, they also have a 15 inch Scorbunny plush and Scorbunny is 12 inches tall according to the Pokédex so it's basically a slightly above average height life-size Scorbunny plush.

My Sprigatito plush just KISSED ME

that is ridiculous us adults also talk about our favorite oatmeals i'm partial to brown sugar cinnamon myself

I might buy some Heineken 0.0 if anyone wants to drink some with me. Don't worry it's called 0.0 because it's alcohol-free.

i sometimes forget a lot of you people are underage and can't drink more wine for me then

I've had a box of Aussie wine in the fridge for years now. I should throw it out, it's definitely gone off by now.

be a lot cooler if you did

AA alcoholics anonymous

i thought you all were talking about alcoholics anonymous this isn't even me joking btw, i am actually being serious right now

i dont even know anymore i dont really care lol

(mobster voice) ey da boss wants to see ya

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey got any grapes

this is ableist im literally neurodivergent and nearly 30 years old

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M STUCK IN A FUCKING TIME LOOP

I'M STUCK IN A FUCKING TIME LOOP

standards and practices (the rules) means i cannot cast the real spells i want to cast

shut the frick i cast ITCHY BACK RIGHT IN THE SPOT YOU CANNOT REACH TO SCRATCH

I CAST ARM EXPLOSION