From King of the Hill.
Bobby: "What are cooties?"
Hank: "Well, when I was a boy, that's what we called the germs you got from girls."
Bobby: "Oh, you mean like chlamydia?"
Bill: "So, how long you been celibate?"
Monk: "Three years."
*Silence*
Bill: "The fourth year's the hardest."...
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