Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[TRNatalie]

great, now @FinnishPokéFan92 and @TRNatalie will have to cave in to peer pressure and start early too

I would but I want to mourn the end of SM first. I’ll switch my avatar by the end of the day.

wh-why do you have a giant spoon?

To smack disobedient Pokémon around.

 

[toastghost]

To smack disobedient Pokémon around.

WHHHHAAAAT?!
why-why is he gonna smack us?!
what did i do?

 

[Rainami]

gasp Not the sharpedo missle!

yes, a travesty indeed

we shall avenge the sharpedo missile

moo2 isn't as powerful as he thinks

 

[toastghost]

yes, a travesty indeed

we shall avenge the sharpedo missile

moo2 isn't as powerful as he thinks

but-but...
BUT HE'S GONNA SMACK US WITH A UTENSIL FOR EATING SOUP!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

look, it's moo2

It's "Mewtwo", thank you very much.

wh-why do you have a giant spoon?

To smack disobedient Pokémon around.

WHHHHAAAAT?!
why-why is he gonna smack us?!
what did i do?

No, no, no! This is merely a form of my Psywave move that I can use for close-range combat.

moo2 isn't as powerful as he thinks

I'm pretty sure I am just as strong as I know. If you want me to make another misslie like that for you, I can do that.

but-but...
BUT HE'S GONNA SMACK US WITH A UTENSIL FOR EATING SOUP!

Don't worry. I won't smack anyone with this spoon outside of battle.

would but I want to mourn the end of SM first. I’ll switch my avatar by the end of the day.

(Perfectly understandable.)

 

[Rainami]

but-but...
BUT HE'S GONNA SMACK US WITH A UTENSIL FOR EATING SOUP!

I have somefin better than a mere spoon

I have....the brothfucker

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I have somefin better than a mere spoon

I have....the brothfucker

The what? And this is no "mere" spoon, just so that you know.

 

[Rainami]

it is a mere spoon in comparison to...

the brothfucker

 

[toastghost]

No, no, no! This is merely a form of my Psywave move that I can use for close-range combat.

You're going to fight us?

Don't worry. I won't smack anyone with this spoon outside of battle.

oh...
that's a relief.

I have somefin better than a mere spoon

I have....the brothfucker

gasp
The-the-the brothfucker?!
This day keeps getting worse and worse!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

oh...
that's a relief.

I must say, that's a nice mallet you've got there.

 

[toastghost]

I must say, that's a nice mallet you've got there.

oh, well...
i-i mean, THANKS!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

oh, well...
i-i mean, THANKS!

You're welcome, friend.

 

[toastghost]

so...



can i use the spoon for eating this soup

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

so...



can i use the spoon for eating this soup

Not this one, since it's a weapon made of energy, but I can create you your own, solid copy, if you want.

 

[toastghost]

Not this one, since it's a weapon made of energy, but I can create you your own, solid copy, if you want.

has already dipped the spoon in the soup
oh, sorry

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

has already dipped the spoon in the soup
oh, sorry

It's okay.

The energy spoon fades and reforms in Mewtwo's hand. He then focuses his Psychic powers on a nearby metal plate, which starts twisting and changing shape. In about half a minute, it has changed into an exact replica of Mewtwo's spoon.

Here you go.

 

[toastghost]

It's okay.

The energy spoon fades and reforms in Mewtwo's hand. He then focuses his Psychic powers on a nearby metal plate, which starts twisting and changing shape. In about half a minute, it has changed into an exact replica of Mewtwo's spoon.

Here you go.

thanks!
happily slurps soup

 

[toastghost]

flips table in order to revive the thread

 

[Cilantro]

isn’t double posting like
not allowed

 

[toastghost]

it's fine if the thread hasn't been updated in like, hours.