Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[Maniacal Engineer]

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The creation story in Genesis begs to differ since the concept of a “day” existed 5 “days” before humans did.

 

[Chevywolf30]

The creation story in Genesis begs to differ since the concept of a “day” existed 5 “days” before humans did.

That is certainly true, I've never thought of that.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That is certainly true, I've never thought of that.

Excellent. Always good to learn new ideas.

 

[Ricketchu]

Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist

The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Live in the present, because gifts are always nice.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

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[Maniacal Engineer]

History is for silly people. There's nothing to learn from it.

 

[tazmily menace]

sits you down and places an incredibly thicc book filled of random pieces of history that i've learned from countryball comics and oversimplified in front of you

my 5000 page long book begs to differ
aggressively taps book this right here is all the important history knowledge i've accumulated throughout the years
guess i'm a silly person to you huh

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

a 5000 page book is kinda silly, yes. You should have released that as a series, instead. would have earned a lot more money that way.

 

[Snowy]

History is boring. The future is boring. The present is boring. The ocean, now that’s beautiful.

 

[Blaine.]

History isn't boring

 

[DawningWinds]

Yes it is.

 

[Blaine.]

What's boring about learning about trade routes?

 

[DawningWinds]

What's boring about learning about trade routes?

Literally everything. Frankly the only trade route I have ever succeeded in sort of remembering anything about is that the Silk Road was close to the Mediterranean Sea (and carried silk), except I have no clue where the Mediterranean Sea is other then near Europe/Asia.

 

[Chevywolf30]

History is awesome, but sadly it isn't presented as such a lot of the time.

 

[DawningWinds]

I wouldn't call it "awesome"- pretty sure most of history was an absolute shitshow.
Actually, on second thought, pretty much all of history was an absolute shitshow. Including anything prior to the exact second you're reading thing in the definition of history.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Well either way it's fascinating to read and learn about.

 

[DawningWinds]

That's subjective, and I will probably always disagree, but whatever, you're free to enjoy learning about whatever it is you want.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Why is it that y’all disappear for days and then suddenly return?

 

[DawningWinds]

Usually, when that happens, I have a draft saved that I've, for some reason, decided not to send. Then I see something I wanna respond to, delete the draft, type something else, and the cycle of having an unsent draft either continues with the new message or I actually reply.