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You gotta think outside the box - make people pay beforehand and only kidnap those who are using the restrooms. And if we make a policy similar like 2 drinks minimum (in that case it would be something like order a meal and get the possibility to buy an organ of your choice). And if we go really sinister we can still... Yeah, I better leave it at that because my next idea would've definitely gone to farYou're not adressing my monetary concerns here, sir. And I haven't even covered the full decrease in profits from using birds. Birds, in addition to likely bringing in less when their organs are sold to ME, will most generally not have money to spend at the restaurant. Birds are not profitable for RavenRaziel's suggested enterprise in the slightest.
Well, I tend to tell people the followingThen we just learn to speak bird I guess. If you don't notice, it's RAVENraziel, maybe they know how birds do business
Ich hab' nen gewaltigen Vogel!
Which would translate to something like
I've got a enormous bird!
However, this has nothing to do with birds at all, it actually means
I have a severe screw loose ^^