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Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

What is your favorite curse?

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yakitori said:
Weirdly enough I thought it was dig too! mighta been the badge. I see all the mods and staff here many times every day but like...ya know lol
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Hm, maybe. I do kinda think dig is the Chief of Staff I see around most often so that mighta been why he was my first thought there.
 
I just noticed that a duck themed April fools day is probably the ultimate opportunity to tell you that unfunny joke that was wandering around where I live a couple of years ago :bulbaFacepalm:
A duck enters a book store.
The Owner asks What can I do for you?
And the Duck answers Got some bread?
The owner looks at the duck, feels a little confused but answers the question This is a book store, we sell books. You won't be able to get bread here, I'm sorry.
On the next day the duck returns, looks at the owner and asks Got some bread?
The Owner answers Look, I told you just yesterday that this is a book store. You won't be able to get bread here.
This duck comes back every day, asking the owner Got some bread? and over the time the owner gets really annoyed.
At some point he finally lost his temper, the Duck came in, but the owner immediately yells at the duck If you ask me for bread again I will grab my hammer, fix you on a wooden cross and hang you on my bedroom wall!
The duck stares at the store owner for several seconds, then it asks Got some nails?
The owner was caught completely off guard by that and struggles a little before he says No, I don't think I happen to have nai-
But the duck already asked Got some bread?
 
yakitori said:
Took me a while to realize it was enzap...ごめん(_ _;)
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Sorry I don't speak spanish
GrayDucklett said:
I thought it was dig for a few seconds... not sure why. Then I noticed the "zap" at the end of the name and put together the obvious… Still had to check the username history button to be sure though.
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I am ducking offended
 
RavenRaziel98 said:
I just noticed that a duck themed April fools day is probably the ultimate opportunity to tell you that unfunny joke that was wandering around where I live a couple of years ago :bulbaFacepalm:
A duck enters a book store.
The Owner asks What can I do for you?
And the Duck answers Got some bread?
The owner looks at the duck, feels a little confused but answers the question This is a book store, we sell books. You won't be able to get bread here, I'm sorry.
On the next day the duck returns, looks at the owner and asks Got some bread?
The Owner answers Look, I told you just yesterday that this is a book store. You won't be able to get bread here.
This duck comes back every day, asking the owner Got some bread? and over the time the owner gets really annoyed.
At some point he finally lost his temper, the Duck came in, but the owner immediately yells at the duck If you ask me for bread again I will grab my hammer, fix you on a wooden cross and hang you on my bedroom wall!
The duck stares at the store owner for several seconds, then it asks Got some nails?
The owner was caught completely off guard by that and struggles a little before he says No, I don't think I happen to have nai-
But the duck already asked Got some bread?
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This is literally the duck song:
 
yakitori said:
I just looked up "what sound does a duck do" in Japanese and there's literally no info, neither from skimming the Japanese Wikipedia page. Do ducks not have a sound?
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Looked it up and it seems like they use 「がーがー」 for duck sounds in Japanese?
 
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