Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[Pigrider09]

I'm waiting for my hat to arrive via mail order. I sent in about a million postcards for it you know...

 

[JollyYoshi]

For a second, I thought you were Sirius

 

[toastghost]

hey... do you know what a majority vote is?

 

[dig]

yeah, it's like he doesn't even get us, man. Does he even know what we're all about? It's like some people just don't get it, you know? It's all about the vibe, the camaraderie, and having a laugh with the lads. But there are always those who are a bit out of touch, like they're on a different wavelength or something. It's a bit baffling, really. But hey, we'll keep doing our thing and enjoying life, no matter what.

 

[toastghost]

..that's not what a majority vote is

 

[Pigrider09]

Only a plurality of people truly know what a majority vote is

 

[guzmania]

me and maybe you <3

 

[toastghost]

aww cmon, my cryptic introduction to the death game was interrupted!

 

[Pigrider09]

Death games are the most deathly games

me and maybe you <3

what?

 

[toastghost]

Death games are the most deathly games

you're quite inquisitive aren't you

whatever, you are now all tied to a table! if you do not find a way to get untied from the table and out of the room in 5 minutes, you will die!

 

[Pigrider09]

I use my newfound captain falcon strength from f-zero 99 being released to break through the bonds. WOO HOO

 

[guzmania]

i appreciate the existence of f zero 99 but all i really want in this world is a proper new f zero game. like, maybe even more so than a darkstalkers rebo- ok, maybe not THAT much, but i really want one

 

[toastghost]

ooh, sorry milkshayke, but due to you contempalting the existence of f zero for longer than the time limit, you have failed the first trial! also, you are dead!

 

[guzmania]

hey toast, do you know what demon gaze or miss kuroitsu are? no? didnt think so

 

[toastghost]

you can talk all about your demon powers, doesn't change the fact that you're out of the death game

 

[guzmania]

guess you don't know what they are after all
anyway this pfp is meant to be a trap and you fell for it, it is actually pochita running my account

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Yo, Pochita can I pet you?

 

[guzmania]

Yo, Pochita can I pet you?

PLEASE

 

[Pigrider09]

So what happens next in the death games. I survived. Do I get a prize?

 

[toastghost]

yes actually. its a knife