Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[MC.Princess]

I guess it's only natural that you young'uns would shelter themselves from us rambling adults.

They'd rather spout slang like them girlboss, rizz, or slay than talk in proper mature diction.

I guess I should be grateful you bumblin' teens are off me lawn.

…I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what any of that lingo is.

 

[Princess Viola]

One of these days I'm gonna accidentally mention Lil Eevee out loud and everyone around me is gonna be like 'Who the hell is Lil Eevee?'

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Hey now, 'slay' has been queer slang since the 1980s. It's not our fault the younguns just coopt queer slang instead of coming up with their own terms.

a,

I'm queer and until today I never knew this.

I should be ashamed.

 

[guzmania]

you teens and your fortnite dances and tiktok and skibidi toilet and such
could never be one of you smh

 

[MC.Princess]

you teens and your fortnite dances and tiktok and skibidi toilet and such
could never be one of you smh

Ok, seriously, what is going on with my generation?

And why tf is a toilet funny-

 

[Princess Viola]

a,

I'm queer and until today I never knew this.

I should be ashamed.

That's it

turn in your queer badge

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

drops it

sulks away in the darkness

 

[Princess Viola]

Ok, seriously, what is going on with my generation?

And why tf is a toilet funny-

Skibidi Toilet is just Garry's Mod and SFM nonsense but for the new generation

Anyone else my age remember shit like Painis Cupcake?

 

[guzmania]

picks chida's queer badge up for em
you dropped this, chief

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I definitely know painis cupcake.

That bastard was everywhere in Donkey Kong 64 soundtrack comment sections and they were basically the first time I learned of a TF2

 

[Princess Viola]

We laughed at stupid shit back in the day.

And by god we liked it.

 

[Pigrider09]

Man I feel like a lucicolocola

 

[mastermind lissi]

I don’t get Gen alpha and younger Gen z

 

[MC.Princess]

Same here.

Some of their humor just… doesn’t make sense to me.

 

[Princess Viola]

I don't know how to break this to y'all, but if you're in your teens, then you are younger Gen Z.

 

[mastermind lissi]

i know, but I don’t get my friends sense of humour

Like how Is skibidi toilet funny

 

[Princess Viola]

Like I said, it's basically just this


But for modern teens instead of teens in 2010.

Yes we did think this stuff was funny, thank you very much.

 

[Queen Of Space]

I don’t understand Gen Z and i am Gen Z (then again modern Gen Z humor is also modern Gen Alpha sooo)

 

[mastermind lissi]

I also don’t get Gen z and I’m Gen z

 

[MC.Princess]

I too, don’t get Gen Z and are a part of Gen Z.