Random Messages 16: I Burned All The Tables But It's Still Cursed.

[guzmania]

ngl ya’ll have a great dynamic, you should be a comedy duo

/srs

well he's my big brother, i think that tracks.

sigh

Either way, I should probably change the password on that thing...just to prevent mischievous little sisters from abusing that power.

¡cuida tu espalda! my pickpocking skills are undefeatable anyway.
i learned from the best, too. can't mess with a huggable bokoblin.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

i learned from the best, too. can't mess with a huggable bokoblin.

...I need to keep you and Dawning from being bad influences on each other.

...wait. I'm also a bad influence.

Eh. I'm sure it's fine.

 

[Milkapoke]

Who is anyone on here these days

 

[Princess Viola]

why the hell have i made the first post on a new page twice in a row

 

[guzmania]

Who is anyone on here these days

hi retired staff!!! im a new staff... i like meat and video games about people beating each other up. how about you what do you like? pokemon i bet

 

[Princess Viola]

Who is anyone on here these days

im some dipshit who was permabanned for years and yet got let back

who i was before is of no importance even tho this is the same account

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Who is anyone on here these days

I'm ME.
You may also know me as ME, ME, ME, or ME.

And these are my associates, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, and of course, ME.

 

[Milkapoke]

It's called I need to know past usernames, I'm too old

Miltank still #1 but I like Primeape too much these days

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

It's called I need to know past usernames, I'm too old

Miltank still #1 but I like Primeape too much these days

Like I said, you may know ME as ME, ME, ME, or ME.

 

[Milkapoke]

Oy vey

I have like 75 Pokémon plush in my living room ayooo

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I can't make fun of you. I have probably somewhere around 500 Lego sets in 3-4 rooms in my house.

 

[Handium]

droughts are illegal
as punishment for wishing them upon us i sentence you to thirty decades of Rain

<-

 

[Princess Viola]

I LOVE MODEL KITS I LOVE NEEDING TO SPEND HOURS PUTTING A KIT TOGETHER TO HAVE A COOL ACTION FIGURE

 

[mastermind lissi]

Who is anyone on here these days

I joined like 3 months ago

 

[DawningWinds]

...I need to keep you and Dawning from being bad influences on each other.

...wait. I'm also a bad influence.

Eh. I'm sure it's fine.

Beryl and I signed a goblin contract though. We're legally obligated to make each other worse.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Beryl and I signed a goblin contract though. We're legally obligated to make each other worse.

Uhhhhhhhhh...goblins don't actually care about laws. Contracts mean nothing to them.

 

[DawningWinds]

Uhhhhhhhhh...goblins don't actually care about laws. Contracts mean nothing to them.

Yeah yeah, normally we break the laws on purpose but our mutual obsession towards a certain video game series does mean that we also occasionally end up on the legal side of the law. This contract is one of them.

 

[Princess Viola]

go
golbin

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yeah yeah, normally we break the laws on purpose but our mutual obsession towards a certain video game series does mean that we also occasionally end up on the legal side of the law. This contract is one of them.

...you're both going to drive me crazy when I'm streaming said video game series, aren't you?

 

[DawningWinds]

...you're both going to drive me crazy when I'm streaming said video game series, aren't you?

Hey, you know, it's a little bit your fault. You got me to buy it in the first place.