Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[Pigrider09]

I have returned to cause more mischeif. >:3

Either that or get killed by buttons in comical ways

 

[Princess Viola]

i've had enough!!!!

i'm putting an end to this once and for all!!!

there, now the post box is gone!!! no more bad posts!!!!

 

[Pigrider09]

insert unfunny joke here

You’ve failed

 

[toastghost]

hello rm i am sick

 

[Princess Viola]

ON AUGUST 7TH LET'S ALL GO TO MCDONALD'S AND ORDER THE RANDOM MESSAGES BURGER

the look on the worker's face will be epic

 

[JollyYoshi]

That’s a long ways away. What’ll we do until then?

 

[MC.Princess]

Teleport bread, obviously.

 

[Phantom345]

If you like fast food chicken, would you rather have Chick-fil-A or KFC?

 

[Pigrider09]

KFC, for reasons

hello rm i am sick

oh no!

 

[Phantom345]

I prefer both, seeing as chicken is one of my favorite foods. In reality KFC has more of a home type feeling to it.

 

[MC.Princess]

hello rm i am sick

i’m sorry to hear that toast! i hope u feel better soon! ^^

 

[guzmania]

hello rm i am sick

i hope you feel better soon my man

arrrgh i didn't anticipate going to school today. why does this stupid thing start at 7:25 again

 

[Pigrider09]

Are you a pirate?

 

[guzmania]

Are you a pirate?

no im just a teensy tiny bit pissed off because in my humble opinion i should have a free pass from school for at least one more day
i will be okay though

 

[Pigrider09]

Educat es import

 

[guzmania]

sunday was a shitshow so i demand TWO days to make it up because yesterday was only a little better
though i do have the entirety of next week off, so i suppose i can't complain too much

 

[Pigrider09]

Take a random bean everyone, and report the results

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

A random bean, eh?

Spoiler

He looks so…evil.

 

[Pigrider09]

In case it wasn’t implied you should also eat the bean

 

[guzmania]

found one

p sure it's a coffee bean