Corrupt a Wish v2

[Steel_Justice]

Granted but you teleport without taking your clothes with you

I wish I had some better ear phones

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted, however, the cables are so short, you have to hold your music player all the way up to your ear.

I wish I had an infinite amount of Stamina.

 

[lovandra]

Granted. You have infinite amount of Stamina to trade with 1000 years of freedom. You working 24 hours a day 7 days a week without paid, stop or eat at Malagaxy Mine!

Ohh, and even though you can work fine without fail because your infinite stamine, you still will be older and keep alive for 1000 years cause your infinite stamina. But you will die after 1000th year pass.

I wish I can said anything fun to be twisted on this thread.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. Your wish has been twisted.

I wish that the best team wins at the World Cup in Brazil (as we have no chance of winning the World Cup).

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted. But the Earth collapses 1 day later.

I wish the US actually had a shot at the World Cup. (not like I care)

 

[Umbrepom]

Granted. To grant this, money had to be taken out of your bank account to pay for nuclear weapons to explode countries to keep them from killing us. You're broke. Good luck.

I wish McDonalds didn't hand out such crappy Pokemon toys.

 

[Xolw]

Granted. They hand out crappy DIGIMON toys instead. How could you?

I wish apples tasted like oranges, so I could eat more apples.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Granted but now you get a craving for the taste oranges.

I wish my 3ds had more battery life

 

[Crystal Onix]

Granted. Your 3DS now runs on a nuclear reactor.

I wish there were good costumes as DLC for the Gen 6 Pokemon games.

 

[Me Gusta]

granted but now you have to pay $99.99 US for just one.

I wish that I was an X-Man.

 

[DoctorWhy]

Granted, however, your wish being granted by a smart-ass, you are literally a walking letter X, which sucks.

I wish for the power to regenerate just like the Doctor (at least 12 times like a normal cycle).

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted, but you lose a limb after regenerating something.

I wish that my friends were into Pokémon.

 

[Peeko]

Granted. A Pokémon ate your friends.

I wish that I won the Mafia: Collapse game right now.

 

[Lysson]

Granted, but you never win a single fair ground game ever again.

I wish there was world peace that lasted forever and everyone and everything was happy <3

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted. You hate yourself.

I wish that Skarmory gets an evolved form and a pre-evolved form instead of a Mega. The final evo can get a Mega, but not Skarmory.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, the final evo's Mega's base stat changes are very unnecessary and thus it's Mega Evo not very good at all

I wish I had the ability to breathe fire

 

[DJ iOmega]

Granted, your insides burn up when you use it.

I wish I knew how to do Parkour

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but your bones will be broken by tomorrrow
I wish for an evil doughnut with poison for me to eat.

 

[DoctorWhy]

Granted, but your suicide attempt fails and you just throw up instead.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[ReadsALotOfBooks]

Granted. You accidentally kill your grandfather when he was 6 years old. You do not exist anymore.

I wish for a Pokémon.