Destroy the bedrock!

[----]

*takes the bedrock to Ace Attorney court*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*sends the bedrock into the matrix*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Tells Ninetails the bedrock is a god*

 

[Crystal Onix]

*procures an orbital friendship cannon for the sole purpose of firing it at the bedrock*

 

[indigohex]

Hugs the bedrock and then stab it while it was distracted.

 

[Paleo]

*kicks the bedrock*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Tells Samus that the bedrock is a Metroid in disguise*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*sends the terminator after the bedrock, but if that fails, you already know what he'll say as a response.*

 

[----]

*lies to the bedrock*

 

[~Pachirisu~]

*makes the bedrock do the ice-bucket challenge*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Fires a Portal Gun at the moon and then shoots a second portal below the bedrock*

 

[Paleo]

*strongly rocks the bedrock's rocky rocking bed*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*mixes ammonia and bleach next to the bedrock*
also, skull kid failed where BAG succeeded

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Summons Ike and makes him perform his Great Aether attack on the bedrock.*

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*Washes the bedrock with concentrated sulphuric acid*

I think we need a new tallier

 

[ReturnofMCH]

a ufo comes and abducts the bedrock so the aliens can probe it.

 

[----]

*gets bedrock a job at Freddy's*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Chucks the bedrock into a Dimensional Hole, then destroys said Hole before it can reach the other end*

 

[EmpireCrusher203]

*Shows the bedrock whats under Darth Vader`s mask*

 

[~Pachirisu~]

I teach the bedrock how to be stupid and he passes