Last Post Wins Version 22: Channel 4 News Team Assemble!

[Max1996]

I win for loving Domino's Pizza.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because *insert Simpsons reference here*

 

[Max1996]

I win for a lack of references.

 

[MegaPod]

I win for a lack of citations.

 

[Max1996]

I win for hosting a Non-Mafia game.

 

[MegaPod]

I win for being self-aligned in said game!!!

...which is the only possibility.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because Pizza the Hutt.

 

[Max1996]

I win because pizza.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

I win because I love this burrito but it's just too filling
*chucks it onto ^ while ^ is riding a motorcycle, causing them to crash and retaliate by kicking my dog off the golden gate bridge*

 

[ArvAl]

I win because Wendy's won the internet, though I prefer KFC.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because I am the greetist.

 

[MegaPod]

I win because yee

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win beecause tipos. And also bees.

 

[ArvAl]

I win because y'all ain't stand a chance.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because grammar.

 

[MegaPod]

I win for walking dogs.

 

[ArvAl]

I win because watch dogs.

 

[Max1996]

I win for being an awesome Dragon-type.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Yours Truly used Fairy Wind.
Hyddreigon fainted.
Yours Truly won the battle!
Yours Truly earned LPW Trophy for winning.

 

[Max1996]

I win for battling.