Last Post Wins Version 25: Last Post Strikes Back

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

I won the participation award (no I didn't win it all)

 

[Arceusgjengen]

I win for being in Sweden ATM.

 

[toastghost]

i win because nothing means anything and even though these may seem like words these are arbitrary symbols that we have randomly assigned meaning to them.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win for reviving this thing again.

 

[toastghost]

i win because i should've won because the thread should've closed

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

I win for showing up after the revival of this thread

 

[dawn dusk]

I win for the same thing to be linked to the increase in the name of excavator and its hand over it as I have further time to get the tube of syringe plunger is not able to be linked in the concentration as it has a knife which won't hurt while having it for you

 

[toastghost]

i win because my avatar isn't glitching out like dawn dusk's

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

I win for using capital letters in my sentences

 

[toastghost]

i win because capitals are overrated

 

[Sightnado]

I win because no one else has yet

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because I didn't disappear for like two years. (Welcome back btw, been a while.)

 

[toastghost]

i win because i always disappear for multiple months at a time

 

[Sightnado]

I win because my last word is BOLD

 

[toastghost]

i win for having around 10x the messages and reactions than you

 

[Sightnado]

I win because I am the underdog in this story. Or something like that.

 

[toastghost]

i win because i don't use sports movie tropes to justify my victory

 

[Sightnado]

I win because I am gnoming you, you've been gnomed!

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because you can't gnome a short person, I'm already gnomed

 

[Sightnado]

I win because you lost The Game.