mindless forum fight

[Kyumorph]

*catches on fire*
*dies*
*decides to respawn later*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*Spits on Kyumorph's body for interrupting our game of hot potato*

*Takes this opportunity of an extra post to throw extra-sharpened carrots at Pink Panzer*

 

[Pink Panzer]

*fights fire with fire... by catching on fire*
*stomps on @Human_Umbreon's foot*

 

[Pink Panzer]

*fights fire with fire... by catching on fire*
*stomps on @Human_Umbreon's foot*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*Stops, drops, and rolls*

*Reveals hidden knife and throws it at Pink Panzer*

 

[Pink Panzer]

*blocks with my hidden knife*
*forcibly rips @Human_Umbreon's arm off with a crowbar*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*Grabs knife from disembodied hand and continues fighting Pink Panzer with our knives*

*Kicks Pink Panzer in the family jewels*

 

[Flareth]

*wakes up* *sees horribly mutilated body*

Spoiler

OW!!! F--K! YOU! ALL! I! WILL! KILL! YOU! ALL!!
Lousy bastards, kickin' a man while he's down.

*pulls out book gun gun from body, throws at Pink Panzer's head* How do ya like me NOW, BITCH? Ditto, Transform into a shotgun, with Uzi+AccuAim attachments!

*Ditto transforms*

All of you, prepare for Hell to be brought down on YOU!

 

[Pink Panzer]

The book gun gun was disintegrated.
*gets hit with bullets a few times*
"Ow, that hurt. Oh well."
*uses medkit*
*whacks @Human_Umbreon with used medkit*
*Golem continues pounding away with a mallet 40 feet inside @Flareth*

 

[Flareth]

DAMN YOU, OVERGROWN ROCK! Blastoise, Surf out my innards!
*dies from water impact, respawns*

...HOT DAMN IT WHY WON'T THIS F--KING GASH GO AWAY!
*continues onslaught*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*Gets brutally maimed amidts Flareth's fury*

Oh, sweet mother of Stephen Hillenburg... I don't think I can go on much longer... I know what I must do...

*Dramatically gets up*
*Dramatically runs toward Pink Panzer*
*Clicks button on jacket, which begins making beeping sound*
*Lunges into Pink Panzer*
*Jacket explodes*
*The end*

 

[Flareth]

^EEEEEVIIIILLLLLL!!

*starts firing at Human_Umbreon*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

You fail to realize what I just did was a suicide bombing. I'm already dead, and I'm sure Pink Panzer will find a way to survive this one.

Anyway, *remains dead*

 

[Pink Panzer]

*@Human_Umbreon hit a cardboard decoy, which is understandable because in post #73, I shone a flashlight in his face*
*jammin' on guitar*
*realizes @Flareth is still here*
*throws brick into the sky*
*charges @Flareth with a pickax*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

So that's how you got out of this one, eh, Pink Panzer?

Anyway, *throws pomegranite at Pink Panzer*

 

[Pink Panzer]

*slices pomegranate with finger*
*gets up close and pinches @Human_Umbreon with fingernails, followed by a sweep kick to the legs and uppercut to the face*
*also chucks pickax at @Flareth*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*Smacks Pink Panzer in the face with a banana in graphic slow-motion*

 

[Pink Panzer]

*'twas but a banana peel, thus I was not fazed*
*pulls out two drumsticks and rocks out on @Human_Umbreon*

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*Floors Pink Panzer and runs*

*Pink Panzer gives chase, thus beginning an awesome rooftop silhoette chase scene with this music playing*

Spoiler

[video=youtube;TdXPrTCv7q8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdXPrTCv7q8[/video]

 

[Pink Panzer]

*shoots @Human_Umbreon's hands and feet with a revolver*
*the pickax is still hurtling very slowly towards @Flareth*