[Movie Title] with a Penis

[evkl]

The concept behind this (well. pretty much everything about this) was stolen entirely from IGN.com's vestibule board. The idea is to take a movie title and add the phrase "with a penis" at the end. It's all in good fun and isn't meant to be overly immature, but don't replace the word "penis" with vulgar slang. As long as it's the official term, this thread can continue. Here are two examples to get things rolling:

Shakespere in Love With a Penis
Mars Attacks with a Penis

Keep 'em coming.

 

[Transfinite]

...if you say so.

Mewtwo Strikes Back with a penis
The Power of One with a penis
Celebi: A Timeless Encounter with a penis
Pokemon Heroes with a penis
Chasing Amy with a penis

 

[Mozz]

Schindler's List with a Penis
Arcywebcam.mpeg with a Penis
MeGettingArrestedForMolestingChildren.avi with a Penis

 

[DooMed Trainer]

lol

Dr. Dolittle with a Penis
The Nutty Professor with a Penis
The Mask with a Penis
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves with a Penis
Barbershop with a Penis
Robocop with a Penis

 

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

*snicker* I've always heard this with fortune cookies and "in bed" on the end.

Dangeresque 2 With A Penis!

 

[birdboy2000]

Princess Mononoke with a penis(I find futanari amusing, okay )
And since Ketsuban didn't list these...
Lord of the unknown tower with a penis
The wishing star of seven nights with a penis

 

[Jeff Fury]

The Usual Suspects with a penis

 

[Shiksa ♥]

Millenium Actress with a penis
Finding Nemo with a penis
White Chicks with a penis

...that's all I can really think of that would make sense and be funny. See how I know nothing about American pop culture anymore...Millenum Actress isn't even American

 

[Jeff Fury]

White Chicks with a penis might have actually been a better name for that movie. Either way, it still looks pretty crappy.

 

[Trainer-c]

Lord of the Rings With a Penis
The Fugitive with a Penis
Men of Honor with a penis
Saving private Ryan with a penis (Lol. thats a good one...)

 

[Eevee Forever]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back with a Penis
Beauty and The Beast with a Penis
The Little Mermaid with a Penis
The Lion King with a Penis
Michael Moore Hates America with a Penis
The American President with a Penis
Sleeping Beauty with a Penis
Snow White with a Penis
Cinderella with a Penis
Alice in Wonderland with a Penis

...aren't the Disney movies so much fun when they involve penises?

 

[Dratini927]

*snicker* I've always heard this with fortune cookies and "in bed" on the end.

I was just going to say that if someone hadn't said it already.

Spiderman with a Penis.
King Arthur with a Penis
Beevis and Butthead Do America with a Penis lol
Flubber with a Penis
Catwoman with a Penis
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle with a Penis

And many many more. ;-)

 

[Trainer-c]

Kill Bill with a Penis
Enter the Dragon with a Penis
The Matrix with a Penis
Return of the Jedi with a Penis

 

[Jeff Fury]

The Empire Strikes Back with a penis

 

[Transfinite]

Clerks with a Penis.
Shrek with a Penis.
Van Helsing with a Penis.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone... WITH A PENIS!

 

[evkl]

Contact with a penis.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back with a penis.

 

[Pacific Pikachu]

The Last Unicorn with a penis

 

[Zak]

Can I do some TV shows?

Just Shoot Me with a Penis
Finding Nemo with a Penis
Spiderman with a Penis
The Sound of Music with a Penis
Scary Movie with a Penis
The Passion of the Christ with a Penis
Friends with a Penis
Gilmore Girls with a Penis
Sister Sister with a Penis
Catch me if you Can with a Penis
The Ring with a Penis
The Pianist with a Penis (hehe)
Tomorrow Never Dies with a Penis
Wrongfully Accused with a Penis
The Hot Chick with a Penis
Analyze This with a Penis (haha... good one)
Big Daddy with a Penis
Spaceballs with a Penis (Gives it another meaning...)
Spirited Away with a Penis
Miss Congeniality with a Penis


Now I just realized this works well with Pokemon EPISODES too... some made me crack up. I guess since its a long list I'll do those:

Pokemon I Choose You with a Penis
Pokemon Emergency with a Penis
Ash Catches a Pokemon with a Penis
Challenge of the Samurai with a Penis
The School of Hard Knocks with a Penis
Here Comes the Squirtle Squad with a Penis (reminds me of that Pokemopolis pic "Here cums the squirting squad")
Island of the Giant Pokemon with a Penis
Primeape Goes Bananas with a Penis
Hypno's Naptime with a Penis
Pokemon Fashion Flash with a Penis
The Punchy Pokemon with a Penis
Dig those Diglett with a Penis (hahaha)
Wake Up Snorlax with a Penis (forget Pokeflutes...)
The Problem with Paras with a Penis
The Song of Jigglypuff with a Penis (aww, lost his poor microphone)
Attack of the Prehistoric Pokemon with a Penis
A Chansey Operation with a Penis
Holy Matrimony with a Penis
Who Gets to Keep Togepi with a Penis?
Princess VS Princess with a Penis
Pokemon Paparazzi with a Penis
The Ultimate Test with a Penis
The Misty Mermaid with a Penis
To Master the Onixpected with a Penis
Bad to the Bone with a Penis
All Fired Up with a Penis
Round One, Begin with a Penis!
Friends to the End with a Penis
A Scare in the Air with a Penis
Fit to be Tide with a Penis
Pikachu Revolts with a Penis
Stage Fight with a Penis
The Joy of Pokemon with a Penis
Navel Maneuvers with a Penis (lets see who can make theirs touch their bellybutton)
Snack Attack with a Penis
Meowth Rules with a Penis
Tracey Gets Bugged with a Penis
A Way Off Day Off with a Penis
Misty Meets Her Match with a Penis
Bound For Trouble with a Penis
Charizard Chills with a Penis
The Pokemon Water War with a Penis
Hello Pummelo with a Penis
Enter the Dragonite with a Penis
A Tent Situation with a Penis
Don't Touch That 'Dile with a Penis
Spinarak Attack with a Penis (now we know what that white string really is...)
The Chikorita Rescue with a Penis
Whistle Stop with a Penis
Ignorance is Blissey with a Penis
A Bout with Sprout with a Penis
Fighting Flyer with Fire with a Penis
For Crying Out Loud with a Penis
Grin to Win with a Penis
Chikorita's Big Upset with a Penis
Good 'Quil Hunting with a Penis
Gettin' the Bugs Out with a Penis
Tricks of the Trade with a Penis
The Totodile Duel with a Penis (guess it finally let them touch it...)
Love, Totodile Style with a Penis
Fowl Play with a Penis
The Fortune Hunters with a Penis
A Goldenrod Opportunity with a Penis
Air Time with a Penis
The Bug Stops Here with a Penis
Type Casting with a Penis
Carrrying On with a Penis
Two Hits and a Miss with a Penis
A Better Pill to Swallow with a Penis
The Trouble with Snubbull with a Penis
Wings N' Things with a Penis
A Ghost of a Chance with a Penis
From Ghost to Ghost with a Penis (necrophile style)
Trouble's Brewing with a Penis
All that Glitters with a Penis
Unbearable with a Penis
Moving Pictures with a Penis
Freeze Frame with a Penis
The Wayward Wobbuffet with a Penis
Sick Daze with a Penis
The Art of Pokemon with a Penis
The Heartbreak of Brock with a Penis (I knew Joy was really a guy! I knew it!)
Current Events with a Penis
Turning Over a New Bayleef with a Penis
Doing what Comes Natu-rally with a Penis
The Joy of Water Pokemon with a Penis (for WPM's sake...)
Got Miltank with a Penis?
Around the Whirlpool with a Penis
Fly Me to the Moon with a Penis
Takin' it on the Chinchou with a Penis
The Perfect Match with a Penis
Plant it Now, Diglett Later with a Penis
The Mystery is History with a Penis
A Parent Trapped with a Penis
A Promise is a Promise with a Penis
Throwing in the Noctowl with a Penis
Espeon Not Included with a Penis (Poor guy!)
For Ho-oh the Bells Toll with a Penis
An Egg-Sighting Adventure with a Penis
Hatching a Plan with a Penis
Dues and Don't with a Penis
Just Waiting on a Friend with a Penis
Talkin' About an Evolution with a Penis
Nice Pryce Baby with a Penis (yeah, nice baby oooh yeah bring it on)
Whichever Way the Wind Blows with a Penis
Some Like it Hot with a Penis
Same Old Song and Dance with a Penis
Enlighten Up with a Penis
Will the Real Oak Please Stand Up with a Penis
Outrageous Fortunes with a Penis
One Trick Phony with a Penis
Why, Wynaut with a Penis!
Just Add Water with a Penis
Entei at Your Own Risk with a Penis
The Mother of All Battles with a Penis
Pop Goes the Sneasel with a Penis
Tie One On with a Penis
The Ties that Bind with a Penis
Cant Beat the Heat with a Penis
Playing with Fire with a Penis
Gotta Catch Ya Later with a Penis
Hoenn Alone with a Penis
Get the Show on the Road with a Penis
In the Knicker of Time with a Penis
A Poached Ego with a Penis
Tree's a Crowd with a Penis
A Tail with a Twist with a Penis
The Taming of the Shroomish with a Penis
You Said a Mouthful with a Penis!
A Bite to Remember with a Penis
Gonna Rule the School with a Penis
Brave the Wave with a Penis
Which Wurmple's Which with a Penis?
A Hole Lotta Trouble with a Penis
Gone Corphishin' with a Penis
A Corphish Out of Water with a Penis
A Mudkip Mission with a Penis
A Three Team Scheme with a Penis
Seeing is Believing with a Penis
Ready, Willing, and Sableye with a Penis!
Abandon Ship with a Penis~
Having a Wailord of a Time with a Penis
The Spheal of Approval with a Penis
Jump for Joy with a Penis
A Different Kind of Misty with a Penis (LMAO)

Heh... sorry, got carried away.

~Zak

 

[Alabaster.j.cat]

lol zak went a bit crazy with them i see lol but neway:

Along came polly with a penis
Feris Beulers Day Off with a penis
Dumb and Dumber with a penis
Chasing Amy with a penis (heh heh that one made me laugh for like 2 minutes)
Anchorman with a penis
50 First dates with a penis(thats great)
My Babys Daddy with a penis
Spawn with a penis
Batman with a penis
Batman Returns with a penis(lol)
Batman & robin with a penis
Drumline with a penis
Bring it on with a penis(haha)
The Mexican with a penis(HAHA OMG im gonna die laughing at my computer lol)
Bruce almighy with a penis
Scooby doo with a penis
Get shorty with a penis
The Emperors new groove with a penis(that sounds like a porno)

Umm well i went throught like 1/4 of my movie collection lol ill add more lata

 

[evkl]

Eight Crazy Nights With a Penis.

And yeah, Zak went a tad overboard