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The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat Thread Vol 4

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So all this time you lived in Kansas City, Missouri. For shame...
 
Americans aren't very original when it comes to naming towns and cities. .-.
 
And one of our fifty states is called NEW MEXICO.
 
There's an Athens in Georgia, too. Hell, the state's name is Georgia.
 
There is no other place called Columbia.

How
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of you! >:O
 
- Quidditch
- Vladimir Putin's house
- cheese
- a catcher's mitt
- a corpse flower

What a strange class.
Once upon a time Jabberwocky went to Russia to see his idol Fabulush and along the way, stopped at ol' Fabby's neighbour Vladimir Putin's house. His house was always odd, last year it was made out of ceramic but this year he went for a tasteful mozzeralla design. The cheese on the roof overflowed dripping on to the windows, and finally caught in a catcher's mitt. Jabber walked in, Putin didn't believe in the oppressive power of Western door bells, and said "Hello Putin." Putin looked at him with a cold Russian stare, analyzing his deceitful Western body. "Vat do you vant?" barked Putin as he donned his wizard robes. Putin was setting out to play in a game of Quidditch, Russia's second favourite national pass time, after drinking of course.

Jabber smiled at the old Rusky. Underneath his winter jacket and scarf, he too was wearing wizard robes, and inside his shopping bag was a broom.

And they lived happily ever after. The End.

Well, except this flower by Fabby's grave. She died of loneliness.
did you just ship me with vladimir fucking putin
 
We Americans aren't very original when it comes to naming towns and cities. .-.
Indeed. You can't really expect a country whose entire population are immigrants to have much original content. People named settlements after stuff they remember from home. This also applies to Canada and Australia and anywhere that was a former colony.
 
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