yeah, it's like he doesn't even get us, man. Does he even know what we're all about? It's like some people just don't get it, you know? It's all about the vibe, the camaraderie, and having a laugh with the lads. But there are always those who are a bit out of touch, like they're on a different...
Traversing the crystalline expanse under the shroud of night's embrace, with celerity and élan, we embark upon a journey that unfolds itself atop an unadorned vehicular carriage drawn by the lone quadrupedal companion. Over the undulating contours of the meadows we progress, our presence...
In the domain encapsulating suburban quotidianity, specifically ensconced within the meticulously preserved and geometrically delineated topographical precincts of Privet Drive, one would, with an aura of inevitability, encounter none other than the esteemed Mr. and Mrs. Dursley. These venerable...
My favourite Star War is the one where Harry, Frodo and Indiana have to travel back in time to 1955, where they meet Don Corleone who needs to marry Wonder Woman, else Frodo will disappear.
Harry and Frodo first try to kill the school bully, a shark named Jaws, but it turns out the shark was...
If I had to punch a celestial body, I'd punch the moon.
thinks hes better than us
you're a joke, you stupid bloody rock.
"look at me I'm the moon!" that's what he's like
"i control tidal forces and trick stupid people into thinking I'm made of cheese"
The moon's a twat. pff
when was the...
Interesting astronomy fact
Uranus is the coldest planet in solar system, but is a distant second to the coldness I show strangers every day.
Interesting astronomy fact
Uranus has rings, unlike me, because I'm bitter, cold and alone.
Interesting astronomy fact
I can see Uranus with the...
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