Batman, there's something I have to tell you...

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Why else do people have beautiful singing voices?


Lusamine-sama, Do you have a favorite Pokémon?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Yes. Yo mama.
Badumpf.
Munchlax, actually, because it's a hungry Totoro who murders everything.

Lusamine, whats your favourite poison?

 

[Sightnado]

The poison which I can cure with an Antidote is my favorite poison.

...or a Full Heal

Lusamine, what is your favorite type of cookie?

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Ask me nothing you did, Non-Yoda.

So I'll pretend you asked me 'Lusamine, is it wise to lay down a hundred bucks on a sweater?'

Only if it looks like it came from Stranger Things and has a wolf on it.

Lusamine, can I be friends with kids or is that not allowed?

 

[Sightnado]

NOPE

Lusamine, I caught this Pokemon that is a deer and my Pokedex says it changes forms depending on the season... What does this mean?

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

That means its fur changes color with each season and it looks beautiful...


Lusamine-sama, do Ultra Beasts enjoy rye bread?

 

[Icy Wind]

Don’t be silly, ultra beasts hate human food.

Lusamine, can you tell me why everyone now is saying your name now instead of “Dad” like in previous pages?

 

[Sightnado]

Because I am NOT a dad.

Lusamine, can you tell me how Dusk Balls work?

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Dusk Balls are like Poké Balls, but they have a higher catch rate in dark areas like caves, at night or in space.


Lusamine-sama, who let the dogs out?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Apparently nobody, considering this thread’s been inactive for over a year.

Lusamine, does anybody actually remember why this thread title was changed?

 

[toastghost]

Because.

Lusamine, why did you kill my mother?

Munchlax, actually, because it's a hungry Totoro who murders everything.

that is possibly the most accurate description of Munchlax

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

No I did not, you horrible, evil child!

Lusamine, I think you've overstayed your welcome. Go bring back Batman.

 

[toastghost]

He's right there hunting Deerling.

Lusamine, how long have you been a criminal?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I'm not Lusamine, I'm Batman, and I have never been a criminal. I fight for justice against criminal scum.

Batman, where have you been for the past couple of years?

 

[toastghost]

I've actually been Batman this whole time. Lusamine was a facade.

Batman, how many times is the title gonna change?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Until it goes back to the way it once was, son. But who knows how long that will take, given that it's been messed up since April Fool's Day 2016.

Batman, what happened on April Fool's Day 2016?

 

[toastghost]

Terrible things. You'll understand when you're older.

Batman, I blew up Neptune..

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

...I'm pretty sure you want to talk to Aquaman about that one.

Batman, where's The Joker?

 

[toastghost]

I killed him.

Batman, why is that song called Purge?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!

Batman, why are you Batman?