Kiss, Marry or Kill (Pokémon Edition).

[Hydrogenium]

Kiss: Pawmi
Marry: Smoliv
...and it looks like I'm having pork for dinner today...

Koraidon, Miraidon, Rhydon

 

[Chilon]

Kiss: Pawmi
Marry: Smoliv
...and it looks like I'm having pork for dinner today...

Koraidon, Miraidon, Rhydon

Why Lechonk?

Kiss: Rhydon
Marry: Miraidon
Kill....yeah

 

[WinterArcanine]

Ninetales, Arcanine, Rapidash

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Marry: Ninetales
Kiss: Rapidash
Kill: Arcanine

Nemona, Sada, Penny

 

[c la fet]

Marry : Penny
Kiss : Sada
Kill : Nemona

(Don't take this too seriously...)

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu

 

[SlyGecko]

Marry : Penny
Kiss : Sada
Kill : Nemona

(Don't take this too seriously...)

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu

Marry: Raichu
Kiss: Pikachu
Kill: Pichu

Tinkaton, Clodsire, Quaquaval

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Marry: Tinkaton
Kiss: Quaquaval
Kill: Clodsire

Elesa, Valerie, Tulip

 

[Zexy]

Marry : Elesa
Kiss : Valerie
Kill : Tulip

Volkner, Flint, Buck

 

[Nicolas721]

Marry : Volkner
Kiss : Flint
Kill : Buck

Ludicolo, Jynx, Gothitelle

 

[Zexy]

Marry : Gothitelle (you literally cannot escape)
Kiss : Jynx (duh)
Kill : Ludicolo (lo siento, hombre)

Lance, Clair, Drake

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Marry: Lance
Kiss: Clair
Kill: Drake

Selene, Rosa, Hilda

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Marry: Rosa
Kiss: Hilda
Kill: Selene

Here's a Gen I mammal edition for ya: Flareon, Persian, Ninetales.

 

[Zexy]

Marry : Ninetales (Lokoko form)
Kiss : Flareon
Kill : Persian (especially Giovanni's)

Cilan Chili Cress

 

[c la fet]

Marry : Cilan
Kiss : Cress
Kill : Chili (he's so mean to Cilan in bw...)

Mira, Marley, Cheryl

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Marry: Cheryl
Kiss: Marley
Kill: Mira

Gardevoir, Tsareena, Lilligant.

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Marry: Gardevoir
Kiss: Tsareena
Kill: Lilligant How hard I love all three :'(

Wailord, Palafin, Walrein

 

[JollyYoshi]

Marry: Wailord (I can tell all my friends I’ve married a giant whale!)
Kiss: Palafin (I’m not sure how this might work in real life as dolphins are somewhat aggressive)
Kill: Walrein (gotta save the whales and Palafin is the only one I’d wanna kiss)

Bruno, Koga, Agatha

 

[toastghost]

marry: bruno
kiss: agatha
kill: koga

jessie, james, giovanni

 

[Zexy]

Marry : James
Kiss : Jessie
Kill : Giovanni

Archie, Maxie, Zinnia

 

[toastghost]

kiss zinnia
marry archie
kill maxie

lusamine, wicke, faba