My Little Pony: Fallout (Me and Chromia)

[Shadow Raikou]

"You know the most dangerous thing to encounter in the wasteland? An swarm of radlocusts. Giant, millions, and dangerous." Appleshot said.

 

[Aelia]

''Don't talk about those things.'' Waterfront said, shivering. ''Oh, hey, you ever been through the really shitty parts of the Fillydelphia ruins?''

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"I have." REM said. "Without Appleshot."

 

[Aelia]

''That place sucks, doesn't it? Came across these freaky mutants. Looked like ponies fused together with a bunch of other creatures.'' Waterfront said. ''I literally pissed myself when I saw it. It was that creepy.''

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"Err." REM said. "I have never scanned an mutant there..."

 

[Aelia]

"Then you're doing something wrong, because they're there." Waterfront said. "I saw them. I wasn't even high on jet at the time. I genuinely saw them."

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"We really need to fix this wasteland..." Appleshot said.

 

[Aelia]

"Yeah. There's something seriously wrong with this place if a freaky mutant tries to rape me." Waterfront said, shuddering.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"Errrrrr." Hope said. Suddenly, New Canterlot came into view. "There it is."

 

[Aelia]

"New Canterlot. Heard it's nothing like Old Canterlot before the war from some ghoul." Waterfront said.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"Some ghoul?" Appleshot asked.

"New Canterlot is nothing but an quick safe town after the bombs fell. It's a giant city now, but still." REM said.

 

[Aelia]

''Some ghoul who's supposedly been alive since before the war.'' Waterfront said.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"Impossible, there was no radiation before the war."

 

[Aelia]

''Maybe he got irradiated just after the bombs fell or something.'' Waterfront said.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"Highly unlikely... But possible." Rem said. "What is your point?"

 

[Aelia]

''Nothing. Just reciting what a ghoul told me about Old Canterlot.'' Waterfront said.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"Oh." Appleshot said.

 

[Aelia]

''Don't know if it's true. I generally don't trust ghouls.'' Waterfront said.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

"That's racist." Appleshot joked.

 

[Aelia]

''Sentient ghouls are cool, but they're time bombs. They could turn feral any moment.'' Waterfront said.