Post your favorite Pokemon anime quotes!

[mj ike]

Ash: Oh, it's OK, Larvitar..I know Misty can be pretty scary.
Misty: W-wait?! WHAT!?
(Ash gives her a sideways glance)

-season 5, doesn't get more priceless than that

 

[Cyber Jet]

"YOU DID IT PIKACHU!"

just as pikachu gave lots of kids sezurs wow nice line ash


also this is form robotchicken but still funny

gary:"you ready to battle ass?"

ash:my name is not ass its ash!

 

[JohtoMotto]

Power Of One

No but she has Crabby's! HAHAHAHAHAH

Sexual diseases in pokemon? :lol:

 

[Kavidun]

Misty: Hey Ash, you look kinda down!
Ash: *hmm*
Misty: Have a donut, that always cheers me up!
Brock: These donuts are great! Jelly filled are my favourite! Nothing beats a jelly filled donut!

 

[The Power of Pika]

This is just a wild guess, but Paul?

The A-Mazing Race! (Paraphrased)

Ash: Hey, it's Paul! Hey, have you seen Dawn or Brock?

Paul: No.

Ash: *leaves*

Paul:*gets ready to catch a Fearow*

Dawn: Hi Paul! Have you seen Ash or Brock?

Paul: No, go away.

Dawn: Fine! Be that way. *leaves*

Paul:*reaching back to throw Pokeball*

Brock: Oh, Paul! Have you seen Ash or Dawn?

Paul: No, I haven't! *storms off*

Brock: I wonder what's up with him?

I really love that quote. Funny seeing paul annoyed.lol

There's this one quote I can't remember much of. However it was in the 2nd movie when team rocket try to explain why they're helping. Something about if the world ends and if they did survive that there'll be no one left to steal from.

 

[Marik]

"I need pants..." -Slowking

"...and she said no, but I do have Krabbys!" -Random Girl in Pokemon 2000

"I didn't know vikings were still around!" Misty
"They mostly live in Minnesota!" -Ash

"Maybe they all got eaten by wild Pokemon!" -Squirtle

"I'm not a trainer. I'm merely... a collector."

"He's a boy and he's a friend, but he's not a boyfriend!" -Misty
"You guys talkin' bout me?" -Tracey

"The Pokemon here are behaving strangely." -Prof. Ivy with Brock in background getting mauled by various Pokemon

"We messed with the Space Time Continuium and stuff!" -Meowth

 

[Jdog653]

Ok, here we go

Little Girl: (Talking about a Steelix)"Lets see, it's really hard, really long, and really strong!"

Jessie: "We're going to steal all those Diamonds and Pearls"
Meowth: "Those are good names for games!"

Dawn: "Why are all these bad people after you?"
Marley: "It's because i'm an alien"
Dawn:"An alien!"
Ash: "You're kidding right?"
Marley: "I'm kidding"

 

[Charizards Burn]

"Feast your eyes on the king of carp, Magikarp!" - James
"You're the best, James!" - Jesse

One of my favourites

 

[Leonardo10]

"I need pants..." -Slowking

"...and she said no, but I do have Krabbys!" -Random Girl in Pokemon 2000

"I didn't know vikings were still around!" Misty
"They mostly live in Minnesota!" -Ash

"Maybe they all got eaten by wild Pokemon!" -Squirtle

"I'm not a trainer. I'm merely... a collector."

"He's a boy and he's a friend, but he's not a boyfriend!" -Misty
"You guys talkin' bout me?" -Tracey

"The Pokemon here are behaving strangely." -Prof. Ivy with Brock in background getting mauled by various Pokemon

"We messed with the Space Time Continuium and stuff!" -Meowth

Oh man, you just posted up all my fave quotes, especially that Squirtle one, that was hilarious.

 

[Froakie]

Playing the leveling field

Fantina (to Zoey): It has been so long since I have had a contest battle, you fill me with joy
Brock (in a French accent): Bonjour ma chérie, if I may be so bold, I simply can't remember when I last met a beautiful woman like you.
- enter croagunk
Brock: Owww.. of course, 'zis may be why.
Fantina: Oouh! Such a beast!

 

[darklord18]

my fave is from Sandshrew locker

Mira: I your biggest fan


I have others but can't remeber them but one of the old one i like is "ash: aim for the horn"

 

[Kokoro]

James: look at this vase! This kind is worth thousands and it is in mint! (or something like that)
Jessie: You could use a mint!

XD thats from Spinarak Attack

 

[The Power of Pika]

From Pokemon fashion flash.

Brock: My names Brock. Nice to meet you susie. I want to breed like you. I mean I want to be a breeder like you.

Susie: It's very nice to meet you brock. I'm flattered you want to make me your model.

Brock: Yes I want to model you. I mean I'm flattered that your flattered. I mean your vulpix is nice.

I just love that whole scene due to what brock came out with when nervous.XP

 

[Mijumaru]

"So you're a GIRL!?!" Jessie from Where No Togepi Has Gone Before!

 

[wy the f naut]

"Gary was here, Ash is a loser!" -found written on a pole in a parking lot.

 

[Cascada]

"Brock is a poet, I didn't know it"-Misty

 

[Pidgeot]

"It's times like these that make me want to go straight!" James, The Water Flowers of Cerulean City.

Also, this from Keeping in Top Forme!:

"So, why are they chasing you?"
"Because I'm an alien."
"Wha!?"
"I was joking."

 

[Froakie]

Noelle: Attract worked great on those two! Johanna's amazing.
Brock *coming up from behind*: You know, I'm attracted to you Noelle.
-Croagunk and bellossom threaten to attack him, brock acts nervous and starts shouting-
Brock: Alright guys! This is no time for letting up!

 

[Lavender]

I was watching some old episodes and came across this one:

Ash: Magnemite's following Pikachu all over the place, almost like it's a streaker or something!

Brock: Ash, you mean a stalker...

 

[Miar]

Just off the top of my head, so it might not be fully correct

From Pokémon Scent-sation
Erika (to Ash): P for pretty. E for elegant. R for radiant. F for fun. U for urbane. M for mysterious. E for energy. And that spells
Misty: Perfume.
Brock: Right.
(Pika!)

"It's times like these that make me want to go straight!" James, The Water Flowers of Cerulean City.

I believe "going straight" is another way of saying "giving up crime"